Medary.com

Disclaimer: this Dirty Lie is intended to grease the skids for Medary.com's more-than-justified membership into the Alliance of Free Blogs.

Where is Glenn "puppy blender" Reynolds? He has been gone for nearly a week, and his "blog" has been taken over by Instadopplegangers. While this might be an improvement, it begs the fundamental question: What's the self-titled Instapundit up to? Let's go to the blogosphere for some clues . . .

Is it related to the Able Danger-9/11 Commission imbroglio, reported by Dreadpundit? We want to know where Reynolds was when:

Representative Weldon finally told the story to Jacob Goodwin of Government Security News who published an article in their August edition.

Suspicious, yes? Well, there's more. Spacemonkey is blegging for Pepsi/Dew points. That can't be good.

Linda at Something...and Half of Something notes that Christopher Walken is running for President. "Indeed" as the InstaReynolds would say.

Sakrata.com, possibly the only blog in existence with a name in the same league of lameness as Medary.com, wonders not only about the ineffable lameness of Florida lawyer Jack Thompson but also about the worth of the space program which, if I indicate its lameness makes three times in one paragraph I've used what is apparently my new favorite word, "lameness." OK, make that four.

What does it all mean?

Well, from here, it looks like Glenn Reynolds is consulting with Christopher Walken to become Attorney General in a Walken administration, in order to cover up the Able Danger report to the 9/11 Commission by contracting with Jack Thompson to snarf up all of the Pepsi/Dew points to keep them away from Spacemonkey, who wants to return home but can't because the space program isn't up for it yet.

There will be trouble over all this, mark my words.

OK, Allliance, am I in?