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Special Reporter Iowahawk, reporting from the Middle West:

But by far the fiercest demonstration took place in Green Bay's Lambeau Shrine parking lot where throngs of Packer faithful burned Texas flags and effigies of Roger Staubach as Lutheran pastors led them in chants of "Those who defame the Vince suck" and "Favre is Great." Many of the frenzied demonstrators were seen ritualistically beating themselves with mozzarella sticks.

In order to understand it all, you had to have lived (or know someone who has lived) in the Upper Midwest.

Lombardi Akbar.