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Iowahawk hosts some Iowa Caucuses.  (Warning.  This account may not be completely, totally accurate in all respects.  Sorry for the language, too, by the way.)  An excerpt:

7:31 PM: Jesus, what a disaster. The Huckabee people are speaking in tongues and accusing the Romney people of believing in dinosaurs. The McCain people have invited the network news people for their caucus in the garage, and that *censored*ing Tim Russert has his lighting man standing on the hood of (Iowahawk Wife )Tammy's Civic. I open up the garage door and shut off the garage power at the fuse box, figuring they'll get cold and go away.

7:42 PM: As if things couldn't get any worse, now the Democrats are coming upstairs to use the hall toilet because of the problem in the basement. The environmentalists only use one square of paper, and the others steal entire rolls. None of them wash their hands. I'm headed out on the deck to smoke another doob with the Thompson people, who seem to be the only sane ones here.

I've got a good idea that's how this entire election year is gonna go . . . our country is in fact Doomed.  I think I'm gonna switch from Thompson to Obama.  That way I can turn my brain completely off, too.