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The world's oldest gorilla--well, the oldest one in captivity, named Jenny, has died at 55 at the Dallas Zoo.

Democrats immediately blamed it on Sarah Palin's opposition to socialized health care and cited her record of hunting cute furry animals.  John McCain said "I know what it's like to live in captivity for years" in a written statement.