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Our West Coast Simian Correspondent Bill reports that Entertainment Weekly has a story on that most famous of simians--Cheeta:

Cheeta is used to having his photo taken, and over the course of a long afternoon, with the temperature hovering around 100 degrees, he poses without complaint. For the photographer's benefit, he sits at a small dining table, eating a peanut-butter sandwich and a bowl of corn chips. (Long ago, he enjoyed cigars and beer, but since developing diabetes in recent years, he's been on a healthier regimen.)