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Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize?

For real?

For what?

For his "I'm ashamed to be an American" world tour? Is that the criterion? For his ineffable rainbows and unicorns goodness?

What.

The.

Fuc%?

Of course, the Nobel Peace Prize committee has beclowned itself before.

Al Gore.

Yasser Arafat.

Kofi Annan and the U.N.

HA HAH HA HA HAAAH HAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

Morons.

UPDATE: The Times of London agrees with me, by the way.

For some reason, the song "We're an American Band" is now running through my head.

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