See, this is the kind of thing I'd really, really rather blog about than political crap.
It really pisses me off that the people who try to make every damn thing in the world a political matter (i.e. under the purview of government) cheerfully go about their busybody business, f**king up the world for the rest of us who just want to get on with things.
With that mini-rant, I present . . . Tonto the Rockatoo: