Farkers Discover the H&R Block Headquarters

Warning: some images in the below Fark.com link may be offensive. That’s part of the fun. Also, it’s very image-intensive…low-speed users will find that it takes a long time to load.

OK, here’s the deal. A group of folks over at Fark.com sieze on a photograph and apply their prodigious Adobe Photoshop skills to alter, disfigure, distort, and otherwise change the photograph to achieve humorous results. Sometimes they fail horribly. But sometimes the results are brilliantly funny.

Your mileage may vary. It’s not news, it’s Fark.com. Tastes like chicken.

Photoshop the H&R Block World Headquarters[*1]

My favorites so far are the Alien with the H&R Block Mouth and the Death Block.

Cheese-eating . . . Fusion Engineers?

An international consortium has chosen a site in France to build the world’s first experimental fusion reactor.

Fusion is what powers the Sun, and is more powerful and more difficult to achieve than is fission, which is the current method of nuclear power used in power plants, submarines, etc.

Article in Nuclear Engineering[*1] .

Taking Vitamin C for Colds? Don’t Bother

From the Seattle Post-Intelligencer:

Vitamin C won’t stop a cold — unless you run miles[*1]

A new review of 65 years of research on colds and vitamin C concludes there’s little evidence that 200 milligrams or more a day wards off or shortens the duration of the common cold — with the possible exception of people exposed to extreme cold or physical stress.

Oh, This Could Be Bad (IRS Hacked?)

via My Way News[*1] with an assist from the omnipresent Instapundit[*2] :

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The Internal Revenue Service is investigating whether unauthorized people gained access to sensitive taxpayer and bank account information but has not yet exposed any privacy breaches, an official said on Friday.

The U.S. tax agency — whose databases include suspicious activity reports from banks about possible terrorist or criminal transactions — launched the probe after the Government Accountability Office said in April that the IRS “routinely permitted excessive access” to the computer files.

The GAO team was able to tap into the data without authorization, and gleaned information such as bank account holders’ names, social security numbers, transaction values, and any suspected terrorist activity. It said the data was at serious risk of disclosure, modification or destruction.

I think it’s safe to say (having actually worked in the computer security field for a while) that while we do know how to make sure sensitive information stored in computers stays reasonably secure (i.e. AES encryption, two-factor authentication, etc., etc.), it’s expensive and complex, and most organizations seem to think it’s simply not worth the effort.

Hey, guys and gals, it’s worth the effort.

Takings

Now do you see what the Conservatives are worried about when they go off on “judicial activism?” The Supreme Court’s decision issued yesterday to repeal the Takings clause of the Fifth Amendment should cause all home owners (and everyone who hopes someday to own a home) to take to the streets in protest. Your home is not safe from Pfizer, from Wal-Mart, from Donald Trump, from anyone else who can convince your city council that they can earn more tax money from your property than you now pay, and you now no longer have recourse–the Supreme Court Has Spoken. In 1985, law professor Richard Epstein wrote the book Takings: Private Property and the Power of Eminent Domain[*1] . Like much of his writings, Epstein[*2] is strongly distrustful of governmental power, and is therefore in the mainstream of traditional mainstream American political thought (now marginalized as “libertarianism.”)

Takings received a bit of notoriety when Senator Joe Biden (D-Delaware) waved the book scornfully in front of Clarence Thomas at Thomas’ Supreme Court nomination hearing.

Biden failed in his attempt to smear Thomas with libertarianism, and Thomas now sits on the Supreme Court. That Supreme Court has now, on a 5-4 vote (of which Thomas was one of the minority four), essentially repealed a major clause of the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution.

To briefly review, the Fifth Amendment reads
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Let’s think about that clause in bold above for a minute. That’s the one Epstein wrote about twenty years ago in Takings. That’s the one that the Supreme Court just shredded in yesterday’s decision Kelo vs. New London[*3] .

Excerpts from this opinion, authored by Justice Stevens (who should be summarily removed for breach of oath and replaced by Epstein, in case the editorial stance of Medary.com might have hitherto been lost on you):

Petitioner Susette Kelo has lived in the Fort Trumbull area since 1997. She has made extensive improvements to her house, which she prizes for its water view.
. . .
There is no allegation that any of these properties is blighted or otherwise in poor condition; rather they were condemned only because they happen to be located in the development area.
. . .
(The Connecticut Supreme Court) held, over a dissent, that all of the City’s proposed takings were valid. . . . (It held that Connecticut statute) expresses a legislative determination that the taking of land, even developed land, as a part of an economic development project is a “public use” and in the “public interest.”
The disposition of this case therefore turns on the question of whether the City’s development plan serves a “public purpose.” Without exception, our cases have defined that concept broadly, reflecting our longstanding policy of deference to legislative judgments in this field.
. . .
Viewed as a whole, our jurisprudence has recognized that the needs of society have varied between different parts of the Nation, just as they have evolved over time in response to changed circumstances.
. . .
Quite simply, the government’s pursuit of a public purpose will often benefit individual private parties.

Justice O’Connor delivered a dissent which has been reported in some circles as “scathing:”

Today the Court abandons (a) basic limitation on government power. Under the banner of economic development, all private property is now vulnerable to being taken and transferred to another private owner, as long as it might be upgraded–i.e. given to an owner who will use it in a way that the legislature deems more beneficial to the public–in the process. To reason, as the Court does, that the incidental public benefits resulting from the subsequent ordinary use of private property render economic development takings “for public use” is to wash out any distinction between private and public use of property–and thereby effectively delete the words “for public use” from the Takings Clause of the Fifth Amendment. Accordingly, I respectfully dissent.
. . .
At oral argument, counsel for (the City) . . . offered that the parcel might eventually be used for parking.
. . .
In moving away from our decisions sanctioning the condemnation of harmful property use, the Court today significantly expands the meaning of public use. It holds that the sovereign may take private property currently put to ordinary private use, and give it over for new, ordinary private use, so long as the new use is predicted to generate some secondary benefit to the public–such as increased tax revenue, more jobs, maybe even aesthetic pleasure. But nearly any lawful use of real private property can be said to generate some incidental benefit to the public.
. . .
The spectre of condemnation hangs over all property. Nothing is to prevent the State from replacing any Motel 6 with a Ritz-Carlton, any home with a shopping mall, or any farm with a factory.
. . .
Finally, in a coda, the Court suggests that property owners should turn to the States, who may or may not choose to impose appropriate limits on economic development takings. . . . This is an abdication of our responsibility. States play many important functions in our system of dual sovereignty, but compensating for our refusal to enforce properly the Federal Constitution (and a provision meant to curtail state action, no less) is not among them.
. . .

Senator Biden’s “favorite” Justice, Clarence Thomas, provided another dissent:

The Framers . . . allowed the government to take property not for “public necessity.” but instead for “public use.” . . . Defying this understanding, the Court replaces the Public Use clause with a “Public Purpose Clause,” (or perhaps the “Diverse and Always Evolving Needs f Society” Clause . . . a restriction that is satisfied, the Court instructs, so long as the purpose is “legitimate” and the means “not irrational.” . . . This deferential shift in phraseology enables the Court to hold, against all common sense, that a costly urban-renewal project whose stated purpose is a vague promise of new jobs and increased tax revenue, but which is also suspiciously agreeable to the Pfizer Corporation, is for a “public use.”
. . .
The most natural reading of the (Takings) Clause is that it allows the government to take property only if the government owns, or the public has a legal right to use, the property, as opposed to taking it for any public purpose or necessity whatsoever.
. . .
The Takings Clause is a prohibition, not a grant of power. The Constitution does not expressly grant the Federal Government the power to take property for any public purpose whatsoever. Instead, the Government may take property only when necessary and proper to the exercise of an expressly enumerated power.
. . .
The Court has elsewhere recognized “the overriding respect for the sanctity of the home that has been embedded in our traditions since the origins of the Republic” . . . when the issue is only whether the government may search a home. Yet today the Court tells us that we are not to “second-guess the City’s considered judgments” . . . when the issue is, instead, whether the government may take the infinitely more intrusive step of tearing down petitioners’ homes. Though citizens are safe from the government in their homes, the homes themselves are not.
. . .
When faced with a clash of constitutional principle and a line of unreasoned cases wholly divorced from the text, history, and structure of our founding document, we should not hesitate to resolve the tension in favor of the Constitution’s original meaning. For the reasons I have given, and for the reasons given in Justice O’Connor’s dissent, the conflict of principle raised by this boundless use of eminent domain power should be resolved in the petitioners’ favor. I would reverse the judgment of the Connecticut Supreme Court.

Unfortunately, Justices O’Connor and Thomas were in the minority here. The Constitution will be ignored, and Pfizer Corporation will be allowed to demolish a home with an ocean view.

Do you still think that “judicial restraint” and respect for “original intent” are outmoded concepts? This could very soon be your house being bulldozed. I hope you’re happy.

Medary.com Has Achieved “Wiggly Worm” Status!

According to the Truth Laid Bear[*1] blog tracking site, Medary.com has blown through the “Insignificant Microbe” and “Multicellular Microorganism” levels to achieve a somewhat more prestigious “Wiggly Worm” ranking.

At Medary.com, we’re always evolving to better serve your needs (sorry, Kansas).

Actually, as far as I can tell, a lot of the ranking is sheer longevity. Oh, well . . . I live, therefore I post.

Lileks (and others) on Gitmo

James Lileks[*1] :

Q: Who’s in Gitmo?

A: Operation Scoop Up The Little Lost Lambs plucked men from distant countries and brought them to Gitmo to beat them deaf for no apparent reason. There are between 400 and 30 million people at Gitmo, and somewhere between zero and 15 million people have died there.

via Instapundit[*2] , who notes that
Hysteria and political point-scoring have turned this into a joke.

Indeed.

There are now Club Gitmo t-shirts[*3] . “What happens in Gitmo stays in Gitmo.”

When you to attempt to equate the killing of six million Jews or the estimated FIFTY MILLION Soviet victims in the gulags to the interrigation techniques applied by the U.S. military at Guantanamo to the worst of the worst from Afganistan and Iraq, you should expect derision, not intelligent discourse.

I am happy to oblige.

The Kansas City Blues?

From the Kansas City Star:

Baldwin announces interest in swinging the Blues for KC[*1] . The St. Louis Blues are for sale, and Kansas City is building a shiny new arena. Hockey, anyone?

I freely admit I’d rather see an NHL franchise in Kansas City than an NBA franchise. I simply don’t like the pro basketball game. Kansas City is a college basketball town, but I think there’s room for an NHL franchise.

That is, if the NHL can get it’s act together. This remains to be seen.