Mama, pass the cloneloaf!

BBC reports that scientists think it possible to grow meat[*1] .

Developments in tissue engineering mean that cells taken from animals could be grown directly into meat in a laboratory, the researchers say.

Scientists believe the technology already exists to directly grow processed meat like a chicken nugget.

Mmmmmm…..cloneburger. Clone dogs! Corned Clone! Clonewurst! Splone! (OK, that last one was a stretch on “Spam.”)

Just remember: Soylent Green is made from PEOPLE!!!![*2]