World belly-flop champion crowned

The whole world waited breathlessly to see who would make the biggest splash[*1] :

A German dive-bombing coach, Helmut Huenerfauth, is convinced the new sport is here to stay.

“All over the place there are groups of people getting together who just want to get their backsides flayed,” he said.

Oh-kay . . .

Via Fark[*2] .