Contributed by: filbert Tuesday, January 22 2008 @ 09:14 PM CST
So does Heath Ledger[*2] , somewhat more permanently.
This just in: Bush Lied![*3] This also just in: saying something that you had every reason to believe was true, only to later find out that it wasn’t true, is a “lie.” Let’s be careful out there.
Speaking of lying: In a stunning development, a Democrat publically admits that the Clintons are utterly, totally, 100%, completely full of shit. Or, as Obama[*4] put it, “not making statements that are factually accurate.” Strangely enough, Clinton when he was President said on numerous occasions that Saddam’s Iraq had WMD’s. Quick, somebody do a study!
Oh, yeah, EVERYBODY PANIC[*5] !
In a related story, Bush sits down[*6] with the Congressional leadership, and from all accounts, has a cordial meeting. EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
Closer to home:
Missouri Governor Matt Blunt says he’s done everything he wanted to do as Governor (riiiiight), so he’s not running for re-election[*7] . That he’s trailing his Dem. challenger, Attorney General Jay Nixon, has nothing whatsoever to do with it.
Even closer to home:
Frances Semler hangs it up[*8] . The racists, haters and scofflaws win. Again.