Contributed by: filbert Saturday, July 26 2008 @ 06:15 AM CST
Gerard Baker, in the Times of London[*1] :
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
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