A quick rant

I interrupt this cruise, somewhere out in the sunshine of the Eastern Pacific Ocean, to get a few things off my chest:

All Hail Obama. Hope, change, a new beginning.

If you buy the rhetoric, we are on the dawn of a new Golden Age, where everyone will have a good job, high-quality medical care, limitless renewable energy, freedom from random wiretaps or roving bands of waterboarding Republicans, a Constitutional right to publicly demonstrate in favor of war criminals and avowed intended mass-murderers to be[*1] , a full, healthy, low-fat vegetarian stew in every pot, and a puppy[*2] . Well, maybe not a puppy, because that would be speciesist slavery. Maybe one of those Japanese dog-robots (a Green one, of course.)

We are told that it’s mandatory to tolerate a religion that is at its core fundamentally intolerant, but forbidden to tolerate in public places a religion that teaches as a core value the act of forgiveness.

We believe that it is just, right, and proper for the government to command that banks lend money to people who do not have the ability to repay those loans, and we also insist that when this scheme collapses, that it’s a “failure of capitalism,”[*3] not a failure of government. Because we believe, a priori, that government does not, can not fail at what it does.

We believe that the way out of an economic crisis brought on by too much debt is to spend more money.

Does any of this really make sense to anyone?

It gets better.

The political party holding the reins of all parts of the Federal Government for the next two years came in promising to be “the most ethical” government in history, but is so ridden by scandal at all levels–even before it takes full power–that newspapers don’t even bother telling which party the crooked politicians belong to.

We have tax crooks writing tax laws[*4] . We have other tax crooks[*5] being appointed to the position which will enforce those laws.

We believe that because agenda-driven, government-financed scientists say that because of carbon dioxide, the Earth is getting warmer, (despite the documented flaws in their computer models, the limitations in modeling such a huge, chaotic, complex system using digital computers, and in contradiction to the plain evidence), we should take our already-teetering economy and completely destroy it, advancing into a Brave New World where Americans and Europeans will live like Indians and Chinese, except more so.

On a note of particular and personal interest to your humble writer: dieticians and nutritionists overwhelmingly believe, contrary to everything that’s known about human biochemistry, that low-fat diets are superior for most humans to low-carbohydrate diets. Once again, the academia-media-government complex has promoted bad science, bad health, and bad policy because of narrow political agendas rather than any true sense of what is right and true.

Our entire society is a long, long, long way from sanity. We have constructed so many intellectual and legal houses of cards that the miracle is not that things are falling apart, it’s that things have stayed together for so long.

What we’re seeing is an entire civilization suffering a massive Tragedy of the Commons[*6] . In fact, that’s a pretty good analogy of what all socialist schemes boil down to–everything is a “common good” that everyone has a “right” to, creating an unsustainable demand for pretty much everything. Then you tie that to the inevitable government interventions in the economy, which are ALWAYS destructive of wealth. Always.

Always.

At its best, government takes wealth from productive persons, takes a cut off the top, and distributes some portion of the remainder according to political requirements–not economic requirements, not humanitarian requirements, not “social-justice” requirements. Political requirements–as in paying off the people who keep you in power. Period.

That is exactly why free market economies perform better, make more people more wealthy, utilize resources better, are cleaner and “greener” than government-controlled economies. Always have been, always will be.

Does anybody study history any more[*7] ?

Socialism. Worked so well everywhere else it’s been tried, eh?

If you want to tear down the achievers in society, then socialism is for you. If you want to improve, in absolute and in relative terms, the lot of the common man, then freedom and economic liberty are the only games in town.

Hawaii Circle Cruise, January 2009, Part Four

The 2009 Circle Hawaii Cruise – Holland America Zaandam, January 5-21, 2009

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Four

January 11 (Sunday, Day 7, Kona, Hawaii)

The day started a little cool and cloudy, but we signed up for the Zodiac snorkel adventure so the three of us got to the lounge by 7:45 AM with the rest of our adventure snorkelers. We were put on the first tender to shore and met up with the two Zodiac captains. We boarded the second Zodiac and hung on tight (and kept a foot under the taut rope running along the floor of the Zodiac at all times so as to not fall out). The captain was radioed about the first Zodiac seeing a whale about 20 yards away. We weren’t that lucky and didn’t see any. We missed the whale by about 5 minutes!

The Zaandam peeking through the palm trees

More after the jump . . .

On the Zodiac

Our captain commented on the large tail (cloud) in the sky and that he hadn’t seen one looking like that before. He then handed out rain jackets to anyone that wanted one and half of the 14 snorkelers took them, including the three of us. It soon started to rain. HARD! Then we saw a water spout/tornado/water “dust devil”/hurricane on the water about 100 yards from us and the captain made the decision to turn back. We all agreed and tried to not look into the rain since it was really, really painful and cold. Several times waves sprayed us and they were warm. By the time we got back to the dock we were all soaking wet, regardless of rain jacket or not.

Rain chasing the Zodiac
Running to port through a driving rain

We got on the tender to go back to the Zaandam but the tender service had been discontinued due to the weather. After about an hour, we got back to the ship. Snookums immediately took a hot shower and went to the coffee bar and bought a hot chocolate. Even Filbert was cold.

Safely inside the tender–it’s wet outside
That’s the Zaandam–we hope

We heard the announcement saying that ALL shore excursions were canceled except for the afternoon city bus tour. (Our money was reimbursed.) Much to our surprise, the monsoon finally stopped around noon and the sun came out. The three of us took the tender back in and walked around for a while and enjoyed sitting on the seawall watching the sea, a crab and a net fisherman (he didn’t catch anything while we were there). Filbert bought a 6-pack of Miller Lite that he nicely shared with Mom, Dad and Judy.

A much drier Kona
Crab on a rock
Fisherman throws his net

Mom, Dad, Judy and Snookums attended the 6 PM movie, “My Mom’s New Boyfriend”. Snookums snoozed off and on but the simple plot was easy to follow. The popcorn was delicious!

Hawaii Circle Cruise, January 2009, Part Three

The 2009 Circle Hawaii Cruise – Holland America Zaandam, January 5-21, 2009

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Three

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January 9 (Friday, Day 5, At sea)

M.C. Escher print, ms Zaandam aft staircase between decks 6 and 7

We turned our clocks back one hour and everyone enjoyed the extra sleep. Snookums, Filbert and Judy went to the 10 AM Dam dollars golf challenge.

More after the jump . . .

Dam dollar line

Filbert bailed after waiting 15 minutes in line. Judy and Snookums stayed until the bitter end and each collected a dollar. All too soon it was time for the 1 PM event. Judy was eating lunch with Dad so didn’t attend. Filbert bailed again after 15 minutes so Snookums was on her own. After 46 minutes she managed to get one Dam dollar for attempting to chip three golf balls into the targets in the swimming pool. While in line she talked to two elderly men that both lived in Knoxville, Tennessee and one of them grew up in Viborg, South Dakota (a little town south of Sioux Falls).

The big organ in the Zaandam’s atrium

Snookums found Judy in time for the 3 PM Awesome Arms fitness class and then immediately went to the 3:30 Dam dollars scavenger hunt. We each got one dollar since Snookums made a mistake on one of the items she was supposed to hunt. (There are six floor lamps in the café, not four.) Mom, Dad and Judy tried to go to the 4 PM movie, “Beverly Hills Chihuahua”, but the theatre was packed and they ended up just enjoying quiet time in their big cabin.

We were all invited to Captain Jan Smit’s private cocktail party so we went to that prior to dinner. The Event Manager (a female officer in a white uniform) talked to us and Snookums asked why we were invited. She said that it could have been due to a suite (which doesn’t work for Snookums and Filbert), a large number of nights on Holland America line (once again, Snookums and Filbert really don’t have that many nights compared to a lot of cruisers) or that we were friends of Holland America. Snookums figured that was the category that Snookums and Filbert fit in since she wrote a nice letter to Holland America after the 65-day cruise and received a letter back with $300 in shipboard credit and dinner for five at the Pinnacle Grill (which was not what we used on our first night). So, maybe Holland America marked us as “Friends of Holland America” or something like that. Anyway, Snookums enjoyed the free soda and the others enjoyed the free booze.

We got to our table and three other people were there. Margaret and Kay (male) are celebrating their 50th anniversary and sold their house eight years ago and travel around the country in an RV. They usually spend no more than 2 weeks in a single place! Mark is from Toronto, Canada and his father was a German Jew in the British Royal Air Force during World War II and ended up being a POW in Germany. He found out that his father was Jewish a few years ago (his father died 30 years ago) and he is now writing a book. He and Dad spent the entire night talking and that will probably happen at every dinner from now on. It’s a small world…..

January 10 (Saturday, Day 6, At sea)

Snookums saw that three of the four Dam dollar events either involved pool activities or trivia and told Judy that she was taking the day off. For the first time on this cruise, the sun is out! After a breakfast of a homemade “Egg McMuffin”, Snookums enjoyed the sun on Mom and Dad’s verandah. (It was too hot for Mom.) Filbert went to Lido to get a good internet connection. We met up in our small cabin around 2 PM and Filbert was just finishing his self-made taco salad so Snookums decided to call room service for a cheddar burger and French onion soup.

Judy attended the 3 PM hula lesson since it was a Dam dollar event. Well, it was supposed to be. The instructor knew nothing about it so Judy, being the true Simonitsch that she is, said “Let’s go to the Front Desk and they can handle it” and led a group of 20 or so to the Front Desk. The lady at the Front Desk didn’t know what to do until a guy in the group suggested that she take cabin numbers from people and have the Dam dollars delivered. The Front Desk lady though that was a good idea. Judy managed to sign our cabin up for a Dam dollar, too.

At last, SUN!
Sea-spray rainbow
Sunset, Kona-bound

The rest of the day was spent relaxing prior to getting all dressed up for formal night. Our tablemates eat on Lido on formal nights rather than dressing up but Cory joined us again so we enjoyed dinner with the six of us and his free wine. We also enjoyed the additional hour we gained at bedtime as the clocks were turned back.

Stopping in the Neptune Lounge on the way to formal night

Hawaii Circle Cruise, January 2009, Part Two

The 2009 Circle Hawaii Cruise – Holland America Zaandam, January 5-21, 2009

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Two

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January 7 (Wednesday, Day 3, At sea)

M.C. Escher print, ms Zaandam aft staircase between decks 1 and 2

Snookums went to the big cabin to see how everyone was doing and Judy told her that Dad threw up and was seasick. This from a man that neither of us have ever seen throw up and also from a man that always told Mom to just relax when she was seasick and that it was all in her mind. By the time Snookums saw him at 11, he was sitting in bed reading so he couldn’t have been too seasick. Anyway, he was fine and the day continued without incident.

More after the jump . . . The big cabin was invited to a suite lunch so Snookums decided to crash it. Dad managed to eat a little bit of everything that he was served and was feeling pretty good. A man was seated at our table and we learned that his wife was seasick and that her son was an astronaut (and West Point grad) on the last shuttle mission. Filbert ate on Lido since he is committed to eating low carb and wants more choices than what was going to be served at the suite lunch. We had a relaxed lunch.

The Suite lunch

The weather was cool, probably in the low 60s, and overcast so it was good day to stay inside and just chill out. Dad continued to get over his seasickness and so did Mom since she was feeling kind of “iffy” throughout the day. Judy and Snookums decided to dedicate the cruise to getting as many Dam dollars as possible since Judy needs a windbreaker and Snookums needs a sweatshirt. That meant that we played ping pong at 1 and then won the scavenger hunt at 2. We participated in the golf putt at 2:30. At 3:00 we went to the Ab Attack fitness class (alas, there are no Dam dollars given at the fitness classes) and did a little workout. Snookums stayed after and rode the bike for 50 minutes since that’s the only cardio thing she is allowed to do at this point after her hip surgery.

Filbert and Snookums attended the show prior to dinner and saw Barnaby do juggling and comedy. He was pretty funny and we really like that the show is at 7:00 for those people eating at 8:00 rather than having the show at 10:15 which is how it was on the Amsterdam.

We had no tablemates at dinner but enjoyed it with the five of us. Our server is Safari and he seems competent.

January 8 (Thursday, Day 4, At sea)

M.C. Escher print, ms Zaandam aft staircase between decks 3 and 4

Mom and Dad felt 100% today and did their own things. It was still overcast but a little warmer. Mom went to the acupuncture seminar (and Snookums gave her a free glass of champagne during it from the jewelry unveiling) while Dad attended the Veterans Meet and Greet. Judy and Snookums and Filbert attended the 10 AM tennis Dam dollars event. Filbert spent a lot of time on Lido on the computer while Snookums and Judy ran around the ship doing errands before it was time for the Quoits Dam dollars event.

Filbert is ALWAYS delighted to see CNN (yes, that’s sarcasm)

Filbert found Dad and they enjoyed the “Geology and Geography of Hawaii” talk while Judy and Snookums waited in line for the volleyball Dam dollars event. Before they had a chance to serve, a woman managed to hit the ball just right and it found the only hole in the net covering the entire area and went in the ocean. Judy was very relieved since she said she always got bruises doing volleyball in high school. We still got our dollar so that’s all that mattered. Mom was quietly reading her book (and possibly drinking margaritas) while all of this was happening. Then Judy and Snookums went to the hips, buns and thighs fitness class while Filbert walked around the Promenade deck for 45 minutes. At 4:00 PM the three of us went to the soccer kick Dam dollars event and managed to each get one Dam dollar (the minimum you can get).

Mom, Dad and Judy went to the 7 PM pre-dinner show put on by the Zaandam singers and dancers. The costumes were designed by Bob Mackie and everyone thought the costumes were spectacular but the singers and dancers didn’t do them justice. It was formal night and Filbert and Snookums met the rest of the family at the dinner table. Once again we didn’t have any tablemates. But, Cory Montee, Port Shopping Ambassador, joined our table which also meant free wine would be served. We found out that he grew up in Oahu with his grandparents until he was 8 when he joined his parents on the mainland. When we finally asked him “where” on the mainland, we were shocked to hear him say “Kansas City”. He had already proved to be quite the joker with other things he had said so we thought he was kidding. But when he started talking about attending Blue Springs High School and driving by the house with the blue tiled roof that is right by our subdivision, we knew he was for real! He performed at Starlight several times as a child and he graduated from the University of Missouri. One year he lived a block from Stephen’s College. Needless to say we had a very entertaining dinner.

Towel swan

Hawaii Circle Cruise, January 2009, Part One

The 2009 Circle Hawaii Cruise – Holland America Zaandam, January 5-21, 2009

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part One

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January 5 (Monday, Day 1, Flying to San Diego, California)

We were ready two hours before the SuperShuttle arrived to take us to the airport. However, on the way to pick up Snookums’s parents and sister (Judy), Filbert realized that he forgot the humidifier for his C-PAP. So, we picked everyone up and headed back to the Palatial Abode for a quick stop.

We made it to the airport in time and got in the long Southwest luggage line. We forgot that it was the first Monday after the holiday season and the flights were full. We got to the gate about 5 minutes prior to pre-boarding so all was well.

Enroute to Phoenix

More after the jump . . . Our short layover and plane change in Phoenix was uneventful and we arrived in San Diego a few minutes early. After cramming everything into a taxi minivan, the five of us took the 10-minute ride to the Manchester Grand Hyatt. It was 20% occupied and they upgraded us to a three-room suite. Two hotel rooms “bookended” a large room that held a dining room table for eight, a Murphy bed (for Judy), two sofas, a television, numerous chairs, a kitchen, bathroom and floor to ceiling windows with a beautiful view of the bay. It was 4:45 PM and everyone got settled in to the awesome accommodations.

There was a knock on the door and a bottle of complimentary champagne was delivered for Mom and Dad’s 58th wedding anniversary. Their anniversary is in June, but that’s close enough don’t you think? Snookums also had four Diamond amenity cards from the current visit as well as from a prior stay and tried to use all of them for four bottles of wine and four food items. That was the beginning of the difficulties!

The central big room of the suite
From one end of the suite to the other, with Judy’s foot

We went to the Regency Club for our “dinner” of cheeses, cold meats, chicken tenders, sushi, tomato/mozzarella salad and assorted desserts. Snookums requested that the Diamond amenities be delivered while we were gone and she also requested turndown service for 6:00 PM. Surprise! It took 3 ½ hours and four phone calls for the four Diamond amenities to be delivered. Turndown service took another bunch of calls and was ultimately successfully completed around 8:30 PM. And, a housekeeper came in to Snookums and Filbert’s room around 7 PM and did turndown and Snookums assumed that the housekeeper did the other two rooms, too, since all of the connecting doors were open and the housekeeper actually entered the entire suite using a door of the middle room. Well, when Snookums went out to see Judy’s Murphy bed, she was shocked to see that it was still in the wall. Judy told Snookums that the housekeeper didn’t do or say anything. The manager on duty got several phone calls from Snookums. Ultimately everything was accomplished but it was quite trying.

Judy and Snookums went back to the Regency Club for the 8 PM desserts and met a couple going on the same cruise with us as well as a couple that just completed a Holland America cruise on a different ship. The couple that just finished the cruise was very unhappy with the cruise and commented on the bad food and food poisoning. They seemed like very reasonable people, and cruised a lot, so it must have been a bad cruise. We’re hoping that our cruise is up to the standards of the ms Amsterdam that we just enjoyed for 65 days.

January 6 (Tuesday, Day 2, San Diego, CA)

Zaandam arriving, San Diego

Snookums woke up around 5 AM and looked out the window and saw the ms Zaandam sailing in. She took pictures with Filbert’s camera that she had never used before and is waiting to see if any of them turned out. She then went back to bed.

Downtown San Diego, pre-dawn

We all went to breakfast in the Regency Club and then Judy, Filbert and Snookums went looking for a book light and margarita fixings for Mom. A Ralph’s supermarket and a mall with a Brookstone was about 4 blocks away and had everything we needed. And, Snookums had a Brookstone gift certificate from 2002 and was ecstatic to finally be able to use it. (It stays in the luggage since a lot of airports have Brookstones so it was handy.)

U.S.S. Ronald Reagan, from the Hyatt
U.S.S. Nimitz, from the Hyatt

We checked out of the hotel at noon and took another minivan taxi to the ship about 5 minutes away. (The cab’s meter registered $5.10 which tells you how close the Hyatt is to the pier.) Check in was speedy thanks to Dad in his wheelchair. There was a long line of people but the wheelchair got us to the very front. (The fact that Mom, Dad and Judy have a deluxe verandah suite would have gotten us to the front, too, but the woman didn’t even know that and directed us to the front of the line.)

The ms Zaandam in port, from the Hyatt

We boarded the ship and since none of the rooms were ready we got to wait in the Neptune Lounge on deck 7 which is reserved for the ~58 people that are staying in the deluxe verandah suites (556 sq. feet which includes the verandah). We didn’t get upgraded like we did on the 65-day cruise so we had to settle for our cramped 292 sq. ft. including verandah cabin but got to enjoy the Neptune Lounge with Mom, Dad and Judy until the cabins were ready at 2 PM. Snookums spoke to the Neptune Lounge concierge, Pamela, and asked if it would be okay for Filbert and her to visit the Neptune Lounge since we would need to help Judy take care of our elderly parents. Pamela said “sure” and this was after she had already told other non-Neptune qualified people to leave!

We went to our small cabin on deck 7, put our carry-on items down and then went to lunch on deck 8 (Lido) which was packed with people. We immediately felt right at home since the buffet layout was identical to the ms Amsterdam. (And we later discovered that this ship is pretty much 99.9% identical in layout to the ms Amsterdam.) We got back to our cabin and our luggage was there. We had packed very little so we got everything put away prior to the 4:15 lifeboat drill.

Mom and Dad’s room steward, Ketut, was their steward last year on the December cruise on the ms Noordam (with Pam) and he remembered us. None of us remembered him, though. It’s a small world…..

Sunset from the ms Zaandam, over the carriers

We had dinner at Pinnacle Grill which is the $20/person restaurant that serves Sterling beef. We had free dinners for tonight as a booking perk so that’s why we went there. Snookums left a note for our regular dining room tablemates letting them know that the five of us would be joining them tomorrow in case they were thinking that they would be sitting at a table with a lot of empty seats every night. Snookums signed all of our first and last names and then Filbert wrote at the end of the note, “I married into the madness”. He thinks he is so funny.

The sea was a little rough but not too bad. Mom put on a prescription seasickness patch and seemed to be doing pretty well. It was a long day and everyone went to bed early.

Hawaii Circle Cruise, January 2009, Part Ten

The 2009 Circle Hawaii Cruise – Holland America Zaandam, January 5-21, 2009

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Ten

January 18 (Sunday, Day 14, At sea)

Filbert woke up, showered and ate breakfast before Snookums even woke up. Dad went to the Veterans Get-Together. Mom and Judy went to their invitation-only suite lunch buffet and enjoyed it very much. (Dad ate at the taco bar and the grill chef helped him carry his tray.) Snookums and Filbert ate lunch with Eva and Stanley for 2 ½ hours before going to the 30-minute “How to Host a Hawaiian Party” event. We didn’t learn much but did learn that the proper way to cut a pineapple takes four days. (Shave the bottom off, put the pineapple on a towel on the counter for three days. Twist the top off and turn it upside down for another day. Cut and serve.)

Sunset on the 19th

More after the jump . . . Snookums and Filbert received a plate of chocolates and a bottle of wine for the carpet laying inconvenience. Mom, Dad and Judy enjoyed the chocolates. The wine will be enjoyed during our free Pinnacle Grill dinner on Tuesday night.

Earlier in the cruise Snookums found a $0.25 casino token on the floor of the casino and today we decided to try our luck at one of the pusher machines. Filbert put it in and … nothing happened. We didn’t win. That’s the extent of our gambling on this cruise.

While leaving the folks’ and Judy’s room, Filbert’s Crocs caught just a bit on the tile, aggravating his heel. He’s been battling this problem since mid-June and has decided it’s time to go back to the podiatrist yet again for another look-see. He iced it and took Aleve.

Mom, Dad and Judy ordered room service for dinner and then Mom and Dad went to see Sally Jones’ one-woman music and comedy show. They were really impressed with her. Filbert spent a few hours on the verandah after the sun went down listening to his short-wave radio (San Francisco, Fresno, Oregon and LA were the primary stations he picked up) and then we went to the dining room. We set our clocks ahead one hour (for the last time) and went to sleep.

January 19 (Monday, Day 15, At sea)

Judy did the 9 AM “On Deck for the Cure” 5K walk to support the Susan G. Komen Foundation while Snookums and Filbert slept through breakfast. Mom got her hair done and no one ever really knows where Dad goes, but he always comes back with stories to tell. Judy, Mom and Dad ate lunch in the dining room and Filbert and Snookums ate in Lido.

The following activities happened between 11:00 and 3:00 today:

11:00 – Art of Napkin Folding and Table Setting, Culinary Arts Center
11:00 – Denny Wong Pearls Seminar, Shops
11:00 – Spa Secrets: Eat More to Weigh Less, Spa
11:00 – Snowball Jackpot Bingo, Mondriaan Lounge
11:00 – Spa Seminar: Acupuncture & Herbal Medicine, Explorer’s Lounge
11:30-1:30 – Hawaiian Fruit Buffet, Lido Poolside

12:00 – Zaandam Open Golf Tournament Round 4, Atrium
12:30 – Hula Review, Crow’s Nest
12:45 – Voice from the Bridge Announcement
1:00 – Grand Finale Art Auction Preview, Ocean Bar
1:00 – Guests vs. Crew Pool Volleyball, Lido Pool
1:00-3:30 – $500 Slot Tournament, Casino
2:00 – Grand Finale Art Auction, Ocean Bar
2:00 – Ping Pong Semi-Finals, Lido Poolside
2:00 – Sally Jones: A Celebration of the Life and Works of Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber, Mondriaan Lounge
2:00-4:00 – Duplicate Bridge, Crow’s Nest

In the afternoon Mom and Dad went to watch Sally Jones talk and sing about Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber and then they went to the Indonesian Tea Ceremony. Judy and Snookums attended the Dam dollars scavenger hunt. Rather than trying to be the ultimate winners and get two Dam dollars each, they had ice cream during the 15 minute “hunt” and then showed up to get the consolation prize of one Dam dollar each. Filbert enjoyed the afternoon sitting on the verandah listening to his short-wave radio while wearing his Tilley hat, leather gloves, long pants, shoes and socks and winter jacket. He saw some dolphins riding the bow wave right below him. The sun was shining most of the day and the sea was like glass, but it was kind of chilly.

Mom, Dad and Judy attended H2 OH! with the Zaandam singers and dancers and then went to formal night dinner.

The formal night table setting

They were pleasantly surprised to find us at the table since we had planned on going to Lido until Filbert said that we should get dressed up and eat with the family in the dining room. (Filbert earned a ton of Brownie points for this move!)

Filbert does not like formal nights

Filbert even had to put up with the traditional parade of baked Alaska that he abhors. And, to make matters worse, the servers carried glow sticks rather than sparklers.

Glowstick parade
Safari, our waiter, with glowstick

The spectacle was pretty sad, but Mom said that the baked Alaska was the best one she ever had on a cruise. (The baked Alaska on cruises is usually pretty awful with very sugary meringue.)

Filbert does not like baked alaska.
He dislikes it enough to not capitalize Alaska.
He does like making funny faces, though.
The waitstaff was happy, though.
Any day that ends with a towel monkey is a good day.

See, it’s a “fine,” not a “tax”

The Wall Street Journal[*1] , writing before Obama descended from the mountain to announce the two graven tablets of holy wisdom about the American health care system to the Congress and the ignorant, misled populace last Wednesday night:

Democratic plans call for requiring most Americans to carry health insurance. Failure to comply could cost families as much as $3,800 a year, according to a new Senate proposal.

But remember, Obama won’t raise taxes on 95% of all Americans.

If you believed that . . . well, I’m sorry. You know better, now, right?

John Hinderaker at Powerline[*2] analyzes Obama’s speech:

Here are some excerpts from the speech that I thought were noteworthy:

Instead of honest debate, we have seen scare tactics.

Then, a few minutes later:

Everyone in this room knows what will happen if we do nothing. Our deficit will grow. More families will go bankrupt. More businesses will close. More Americans will lose their coverage when they are sick and need it most. And more will die as a result.

By far the biggest scaremonger on this issue has been Obama himself.

. . .

Some of people’s concerns have grown out of bogus claims spread by those whose only agenda is to kill reform at any cost. The best example is the claim, made not just by radio and cable talk show hosts, but prominent politicians, that we plan to set up panels of bureaucrats with the power to kill off senior citizens. Such a charge would be laughable if it weren’t so cynical and irresponsible. It is a lie, plain and simple.

No, it isn’t. The Democrats’ bill doesn’t call the agencies it sets up “death panels,” it says they will decide on “best practices.” But any socialized medicine scheme saves money by rationing care. Who gets shorted, the politically powerful? No, of course not; the elderly and those who are otherwise helpless[*3] . In the United Kingdom, the death panel goes by the Orwellian acronym “NICE.”

There are also those who claim that our reform effort will insure illegal immigrants. This, too, is false – the reforms I’m proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.

This is an outright lie, as Congressman Joe Wilson couldn’t resist blurting out during Obama’s speech. The Democrats defeated Republican-sponsored amendments that would have attempted, at least, to prevent illegals from being treated under the House version of Obama’s plan. I think everyone expects that if Obamacare becomes law, illegals will receive benefits on an equal basis with citizens.

Hinderaker’s conclusion necessarily follows from his analysis:

This was not, to put it kindly, a speech that was directed at thinking people.

South Carolina Representative Joe Wilson was not wrong with his “You lie!” heckle during the speech. Intemperate, perhaps, but not wrong.

The “Bollywood to South Beach” Voyage, part 24

The Bollywood to South Beach Voyage – Regent Seven Seas Voyager, October 29-December 18, 2009

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Twenty-four

November 25 (Wednesday, Day 28, Walvis Bay, Namibia) –

This has been a problem recently–for both of us

We woke up and got ready for our birding tour. While doing that, Snookums logged in and checked email and read one from our financial adviser that said it was interesting that we had been hitting our Schwab account many, many times which is NOT like us at all. We checked and realized that our Schwab ATM/Visa card that we use on our international trips had been scammed ever since we used it at the mall ATM in Richard’s Bay, South Africa on November 17! We used some of our 3 hours of free phone time to call Schwab at 1 AM EST and canceled the card. Upon further review, 5 transactions were ours and 45 were not. The crook not only used the card at various ATMs around South Africa but had also used it as a Visa card. We’ll have paperwork to fill out when we get back home, but we’ll be fully reimbursed and we have our normal ATM card that we can use for our Brazilian Reals.

More after the jump . . . When we thought about how we used it at Richard’s Bay we wanted to kick ourselves. We went to the first ATM that we saw in the mall after getting off of the shuttle bus. That ATM didn’t seem to work and then a man came over to “help” us. Well, we got it to work just fine, but we think he probably had another card reader installed on top of the real one and that’s how he got all of the necessary data (card number, PIN, etc.). Luckily we woke up 30 minutes earlier than we needed to so we had extra time to deal with this minor nuisance before our birding tour started.

We joined 1 other passenger in our jeep (with our driver guide) and drove around Walvis Bay and saw various water birds and the huge colonies of Cape seals. We learned that Cape seals are actually sea lions. We also saw a lot of jackals near the beaches since they eat seals. And, we saw many dead seals that looked like they died of natural causes. They would just be lying on the beach, past the live seals, due to where the last high tide had pushed them. Walvis Bay also produces a lot of industrial salt and we saw huge salt flats that were pretty pink and purple colors from the enzymes. We ended the tour by going to the top of a large sand dune and then driving straight down it. The side we drove down seemed almost perpendicular to the land, but our jeep didn’t tip over or anything like that.

Flamingos
Jellyfish
Showing some color
It’s a desert out there
Jackal
Pink sand
Tubular
A stupid tour jeep driver–he drove too close to the seals and started a stampede into the sea
Flamingos in flight
Young jackal
Our adventurers at the salt lagoons

The ship sailed that afternoon and Snookums worked out. Her goal is to work out 22 times during this entire trip since that’s how many workouts we are missing with our personal trainer while on this trip. She is a bit behind right now but still has enough days to catch up.

Next: Thanksgiving parade!