Contributed by: filbert Friday, October 01 2010 @ 04:42 PM CST
Reflective death ray torments Vegas sunbathers[*1]
MGM Grand officials are quoted as saying “We’re trying to set the damn thing to “stun,” but it keeps flipping back to the “kill” setting! It’s as if it has a mind of it’s own! Everybody RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!”
Or something like that.