Want to get yelled at by Gordon Ramsey?

It seems that Gordon Ramsey (yes, that bleeding f#@%mouth Gordon Ramsey[*1] ) has a new “inspirational” cooking show called MasterChef[*2] , imported from the UK.

They’re casting amateur chefs[*3] –right here in Kansas City! At the Culinary Center of Kansas City[*4] , where Snookums and I have taken a cooking course or two.

Do you think either of us should try out? (Rhetorical question . . . I’m not going to, and I think it would cut too deeply into our busy, busy travel and basketball schedule . . .)