Two bombshell stories

Contributed by: filbert Saturday, July 26 2008 @ 07:10 PM CST

The news organization which shall not be named has moved two stories on this busy, busy news Saturday:

First[*1] , double-dutch rope skipping is now a sanctioned high school sport in New York City.

Second[*2] , we’re winning in Iraq.

I’m just sayin’ . . .