Contributed by: filbert Thursday, February 16 2006 @ 02:48 PM CST
(Title best sung to the tune of the Aerosmith song).
Did y’all know that the Vice President shot someone? Heh. Me neither. It’s something, isn’t it?
Elsewhere in what passes for news in the world today:
Hey, how about that guy who (allegedly) shot his wife and kid then escaped to England! Good for him there’s no extradition treaty between the U.K. and the U.S.
And what about that Bode Miller guy! He’s sure some skater. Looks like he’ll sweep all of the gold medals.
How about that U.S. curling team? What athletes!
Hey, I saw a funny cartoon about a religious figure the other day. I think I’ll go burn down an embassy.