20 Silly travel gripes Contributed by: filbert Sunday, March 29 2009 @ 10:39 AM CST From the Telegraph [*1] via Fark[*2] . The first one: A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate”. Stupidity is Human.