The low, sloping foreheads of Missouri

According to New York Times reporter David Carr, whose Midtown elitist forehead seems to be none too vertical either, since we’re reduced to throwing around juvenile insults. The difference being of course that I’ve actually been to New York City.

Of course, he said it on something called HBO, which the rubes in Flyoverland do not have the technology (or wit) to receive, so all is well.

At least the guy has the remaining shred of decency to seem to realize what he said–after he reveals what he thinks, of course.

Egregious comment about Bill Maher’s sloping forehead added just for enhanced giggles when watching the below video. You could ski off of that thing.

What causes people to hate their government?

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) saw her net worth rise 62 percent last year.[*1]

My opinion is that anybody who made 62% in the past year is gaming the system somehow. It sure ain’t making money “the old fashioned way”–by actually earning it.

Anybody who made 62% in the past year and is House Minority Leader is (again in my opinion) hopelessly and dangerously corrupt. Of course, that pretty much describes the entire Democratic Party and the large majority of the Republican Party, too.

Hence, the “tea party.”

Meant as fiction, not as a manual

Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged[*1] , as snarked by Glenn Reynolds.[*2]

His snark is inspired by the Center for Freedom and Prosperity’s Dan Mitchell, who observes the truth[*3] that what the Obama Administration is doing regarding Obamacare waivers was almost exactly predicted in a passage from Atlas Shrugged.

Yeah, it’s a badly written novel. But it’s a chillingly accurate prophesy of what is happening in the United States right now. The only problem is that There Is No John Galt.

“The boys had friends in Washington.”

Not at all gemütlich, so not cross-posted to Gemütlich Blog[*4] .

Know your Royal Navy Toasts

There are, or were, specific toasts for each day of the week. As related to me by a couple of Royal Navy Lieutenants* at a pub some years back:

Sunday: “Absent friends, absent friends.”
Monday: “Our ships at sea.”
Tuesday: “Our men.”
Wednesday: “Ourselves, as no one else is likely to bother.” Alternate version: “Ourselves, Our Swords, Old Ships” Old ships being a reference to shipmates.
Thursday: “A bloody war or a sickly season.” (The death of more senior officers was the most reliable route to promotion in the age of sail).
Friday: “A willing foe and sea room.”
Saturday: “To our wives and sweethearts.” This is the only toast said to still be in common use, as is the customary response from the youngest officer present “May they never meet!”
*In the Navy the rank is pronounced much as it would be in America. Lieutenant derives from the French phrase en lieu tenant, or holding a place for another. The British army uses the variant “Leff-tenant” for perverse reasons known only to themselves.
Cross-posted at Gemütlich Blog.[*2]

I’m starting a new blog-Gemütlich Blog

It’s Gemütlich Blog[*1] . It’s gemütlich because . . . well . . . go here[*2] and read about gemütlichkeit.

Medary isn’t very gemütlich. I’ve (rather on purpose) made it pretty difficult to comment on my articles here. That’s not gemütlich at all. Plus things here at Medary tend towards the serious, the political, and honestly goes off a bit too often for my comfort on some serious anger about politics and the really, really stupid things done by the really, really stupid people who think they know how to run the world.

See? Serious.

I don’t wanna be serious, but Medary is a serious place. It can’t help it, I think.

And so, we have Gemütlich Blog[*1] .

Medary will still be here, a repository for my serious side, my rants about things worth ranting about, and all the fun stuff that makes blogging so bloggy for blog bloggers. But Gemütlich Blog[*1] is intended to be more fun, warmer, nicer, more welcoming, and all that stuff.

Where David Mamet justifies my own judgment

Now I find that I shared that artistic judgment with playwright David Mamet[*1] . The setting is Mamet is teaching a class–I imagine on play writing (the quote is via the Wall Street Journal):

“Are gay people people too?” I (Mamet) asked the student, and he said that of course they were. “Are they aware of that fact?” I asked him. And he responded similarly. “Then why,” I asked, “as they are aware of the fact, would they find its repetition on stage entertaining?”

“Ah, but,” he said, “the straight people should see it.”

“Ah, but,” I said, “the straight people don’t care. They may reward themselves for the ability to be bored by a play with a Good Message, but they, just like the gay people, come to the theater to be entertained. Your enlightenment is insufficient to capture the audience’s attention for two hours.”

I really don’t have any particular problem with gay people, or homosexuality myself (by which fact you can infer that I’m not actually a conservative–I’m a classical liberal, really: in today’s parlance, a libertarian.) I would really prefer however not to be beaten about the head and shoulders with gayness (or any other Message) for two hours straight, thank you very much. That’s my fundamental problem with Democrats, “progressives,” and others of the collectivist ilk. They insist that everyone else care about Their Pet Issue with the same burning fervor that they do. But the real world ain’t built that way. “The straight people don’t care.”