Filibuster Followup

We have a Compromise![*1]

Democrats agree not to filibuster except in “extraordinary circumstances.” Nice. Everyone knows that “extraordinary circumstances” to the Democrats include the existence of a Republican President and Republican majority Senate, which the Democrats have already made abundantly clear that they consider to be illegitimate and not representative of the actual will of the people.

Just watch. We’ll be right back here as soon as the first Supreme Court nominee comes up. On the up side, the Republicans have now utterly enraged their conservative base with this compromise. Oh, this isn’t done by a long shot.

Red Cross Commits Verbal Atrocity

The International Committee of the Red Cross thinks that the U.S. is as bad as Nazi Germany.

From a Wall Street Journal editorial[*1] (registration required):

According to a Defense Department source citing internal Pentagon documents, the ICRC team leader told U.S. authorities at Camp Bucca: “You people are no better than and no different than the Nazi concentration camp guards.” She was upset about not being granted immediate access shortly after a prison riot, when U.S. commanders may have been thinking of her own safety, among other considerations.. . . We are trying to understand how a representative of an organization pledged to neutrality and the honest investigation of detainee practices could compare American soldiers to the Nazi SS. And considering the timing and content of several ICRC confidentiality breaches concerning the U.S. war on terror, it’s fair to ask if similar views aren’t held by a substantial number in the organization.

You know, not everyone who is detained by the U.S. is an innocent. Those who choose to operate outside international law and fundamental (i.e. Western) notions of human decency, like Muslim terrorists and their collaborators do, should not be allowed to expect protection by that law. They are not “insurgents,” “freedom-fighters,” “rebels,” or “opposition forces.” They are criminals, brigands, bandits, outlaws, crooks, thugs, fanatics, gangsters, marauders, pirates, punks. Terrorists.

The ICRC fatally damages their credibility by holding that “illegal combatants” are equivalent to, and have rights equal to, lawful prisoners of war.

Maybe the ICRC (not to be confused with the American Red Cross) is confused by the vaguely similar helmets of the Third Reich and the U.S. Military. They certainly have never heard of Godwin’s Law[*2] . Or possibly, Reductio ad Hitlerum[*3] is more appropriate here.

When MSTies Get Mad

Don’t cross a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000[*1] .

This blog story[*2] (hat tip Compendium[*3] ) talks about hacker vigilantes taking down (“owning”) illegal “phisher” web sites. (Phishing is enticing customers to go to a fraudulent web site and entering their personal/financial information, so the thieves can then plunder bank accounts and otherwise make the victims miserable.)

Towards the bottom of the story is a screen shot of an owned phisher web site, featuring “The Master” made famous by MST3K’s “Manos: The Hands Of Fate” episode.

Hi-Keeba!!!!

I See London, I See France, I See Saddam’s Underpants

Fitting in nicely with the French theme today (in so many ways!):

Hussein Underpants Photo Prompts U.S. Investigation[*1]

I realize it’s against the Geneva Convention and all, but still I marvel that people can get really worked up about this.

Here’s the offending article[*2] sadly sans pictures (a little more French lingo there.)

The French Are Not Loved

A niece of ours is a Franophile. I think that’s safe to say. She’s in college studying design, and France is one of the world’s leading centers of fashion. We can all agree to that.

I think most of us can also agree that the French are otherwise not particularly loved around the world, almost as much as Americans. We’re hated because we’re strong and generous, and not always quite sensitive enough to use that strength and generosity wisely, in the opinion of some in the world. The French are hated because, well . . .

I’ll let this article from the UK’s Telegraph[*1] say it:

“Interviewees were simply asked an open question – what five adjectives sum up the French,” said Olivier Clodong, one of the study’s two authors and a professor of social and political communication at the Ecole Superieur de Commerce, in Paris. “The answers were overwhelmingly negative.”

Words used by other Europeans to describe the French include:
stubborn
humorless
pretentious
agitated
shallow
cold
impolite
preaching
flesh-loving
egocentric
immoral
dirty

Yikes. Be careful what you ask for, eh?

“The Birds” for real

Houston has a grackle problem[*1] .

Excerpt:
Aggressive grackles around the County Administration Building launched attacks Monday that left a lawyer bloodied and county employees wondering whether Hitchc ock’s The Birds was make-believe.

I shouldn’t do this, but I can’t help myself:
Did someone flush a copy of the Crow-ran down a toilet, maybe?

Inflaming The Middle West

Uff Da! Dem crazy Lut’rens up dere by Okoboji are just goin’ nuts over dere, yah sure ya betcha . . .

Political satire by IowaHawk[*1] :

Military efforts to stabilize the violent ethnic Protestantism of the region have had a mixed record of success. U.S. paratroopers first landed along the Iowa/Minnesota border in early 2002 to root out extremist Uff Da militants, followers of the charismatic Lutheran cleric Pastor Duane Gunderson. Despite fears of being bogged down in the harsh Mankato winter, troops encountered little resistance, save sporadic eggings from ill-equipped insurgents atop the grain elevators of local cornlords. U.S. forces achieved swift success, taking as many as 1,500 Lutheran rebels into custody and bringing a momentary measure of stability to what has long been considered a dangerous Scandinavian backwater.

The closer you are to Sioux Falls/Sioux City/Minneapolis, the funnier this is.