Big Dance (W), Selection Sunday Edition

In (30):
Eastern Kentucky (23-7), Ohio Valley
Western Carolina (18-13), Southern
Canisus (21-9), MAAC
Santa Clara (17-13), West Coast
TCU (23-9), Conference USA
Tennessee (26-4), SEC
Temple (27-3), Atlantic 10
Michigan State (28-3), Big 10
North Carolina (27-3), ACC
Wisconsin-Green Bay (27-3), Horizon
Stanford (29-2), Pac 10
Middle Tennessee State (23-8), Sun Belt
Oral Roberts (22-8), Mid-Con
Connecticut (23-7), Big East
Holy Cross (20-10), Patriot
Liberty (24-6), Big South
Old Dominion (22-7), Colonial
Bowling Green (23-7), MAC
St. Francis (PA) (21-9), Northeast
Texas-Arlington (21-9), Southland
Rice (24-8), WAC
Coppin State (22-7), MEAC
Hartford (22-8), America East
Stetson (17-13), Atlantic Sun
UC Santa Barbara (21-8), Big West
Dartmouth (17-10), Ivy
Alcorn State (21-8), SWAC
New Mexico (26-4), Mountain West
Montana (22-7), Big Sky
Baylor (27-3), Big XII

Big Dance (M), Selection Sunday Edition

In (25 teams):
Pennsylvania (18-8), Ivy League
Eastern Kentucky (22-8), Ohio Valley
UCF (24-8), Atlantic Sun
Winthrop (27-5), Big South
Chattanooga (20-10), Southern
Gonzaga (25-5), West Coast
Old Dominion (28-5), Colonial
Creighton (23-10), Missouri Valley
Niagara (20-9), MAAC
Oakland (12-18), Mid-Con
Louisiana-Lafayette (20-10), Sun Belt
Wisconsin-Milwaukee (24-5), Horizon
Fairleigh Dickenson (20-12), Northeast
Montana (18-12), Big Sky
Bucknell (22-9), Patriot
Vermont (24-6), America East
Louisville (29-4), Conference USA
Delaware State (19-13), MEAC
George Washington (22-7), Atlantic 10
Washington (27-5), Pac-10
Ohio (21-10), MAC
Syracuse (27-6), Big East
Texas-El Paso (27-7), WAC
New Mexico (26-6), Mountain West
Utah State (24-7), Big West

To be awarded today (6):
SWAC autobid, Alabama St. (15-14) vs. Alabama A&M (17-13)
ACC autobid, Georgia Tech (19-10) vs. Duke (24-5)
SEC autobid, Florida (22-7) vs. Kentucky (25-4)
Southland autobid, SE Louisiana (23-8) vs. Northwestern St. (21-11)
Big XII autobid, Texas Tech (20-9) vs. Oklahoma St. (23-6)
Big 10 autobid, Wisconsin (22-7) vs. Illinois (31-1)

At large bids to be awarded today: 34.

Morning Whip Saturday Edition 3/12/05

Some of Filbert’s favorite things:

All-time favorite TV show: Mystery Science Theater 3000[*1] . Second place: Babylon 5[*2] .

All-time favorite RFC: RFC 1149 – A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers[*3] .

All-time favorite band/music artist: A tough one, which goes in cycles. The Replacements[*4] , when I’m feeling the need to get a bit out of control. REM[*5] , when I can ignore the purile politics and focus on the gorgeous music (which is fairly often, actually). Sheryl Crow[*6] , occasionally. Warren Zevon[*7] , RIP. Many others, which someday I’ll document on the Entertainment page.

Favorite day: Saturday.

Favorite dog: Whippet[*8] .

Favorite dessert: Carrot cake[*9] .

Favorite author: Terry Pratchett[*10] .

“End of Late Fees” my left little finger!

My oldest and dearest friend commonly says he’d “give his left little finger” for some vaguely favorable outcome. Over the years, saying “so and so–my left little finger!” has come to mean something similar to “like hell,” a skeptical commentary on whatever “so and so” was about.

So, with that utterly extraneous intro, I present for your reading pleasure the CNN.com article[*1] discussing thirty states which are investigating Blockbuster over their “End of The Late Fee” marketing gimmick. The hell you say!

We Support The Marines As Long As They’re Democrats

Well, now we know where the UAW stands regarding “supporting our troops[*1] .” In short, a UAW local has allowed Marine reservists to park in their lot during weekend drills, but now, if a Marine has a George W. Bush sticker on the car, the UAW won’t let them park there any more. Now, this isn’t really surprising. Sad, but not surprising. From americandigest[*2] via One Hand Clapping[*3] .

Free Speech Online

If you care about free speech, go sign this petition[*1] about the Federal Election Commission and our trustworthy (snicker) politicians’ trial balloon about regulating internet web logs.

Morning Whip, 3/11/05

The brief experiment in individual postings was, well, unsatisfying. So, if you don’t mind, I’ll go back to the routine of a quick review of whatever the heck happens to catch my attention first thing in the morning. Plenty of time for the individual postings later, right?

My sister points me to The Fishbowl[*1] . Appears to be a nice little political gossip site.

An oldie but a goodie, the Internet Storm Center[*2] , for all of your uber-geek network security needs.

Alton attorney accidentally sues himself[*3] . The headline is unfortunately more amusing than the actual story, which descends into actual lawyer stuff. Ick.

The Bush Was Right[*4] toteboard now stands at 37,000 Google hits. Today’s feature from Newsweek via MSNBC[*5] . Special bonus article: Macleans Magazine[*6] , from Canada.

Today’s lesson in “don’t quit” comes from the Kansas State women’s basketball team, who started their game down 17-0 to Texas in the Big XII tournament, and came back to win[*7] .

Could YOU be a South Park Republican?

From Tech Central Station[*1] :

The name stems from the primetime cartoon “South Park” that clearly demonstrates the contrast within the party. The show is widely condemned by some moralists, including members of the Christian right. Yet in spite of its coarse language and base humor, the show persuasively communicates the Republican position on many issues, including hate crime legislation (“a savage hypocrisy”), radical environmentalism, and rampant litigation by ambitious trial lawyers. In one episode, industrious gnomes pick apart myopic anti-corporate rhetoric and teach the main characters about the benefits of capitalism.

Are you sure? Here’s what the Freepers[*2] think . . .