The Clown Congress has found its true Speaker

(video link banished from the Internet somehow–sorry about that!)

Do you really need any more proof that the morons wandering the halls of the U.S. Capitol are completely unable to distinguish reality from TV comedy shows?

Unemployment, war, health insurance–they’re all the same to these yahoos. Jokes. Punch-lines. Schticks to separate the cash from the rubes.

Are you tired of being a rube yet?

In the coming election–vote for the adult. Vote for the person who wants to solve problems, not demagogue and blame The Rich or whoever. The spending orgy is over. The hangover is about to kick in.

Hangovers suck. But you don’t cure them by having another drink.

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The 2010 – 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, Part 8

The 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, August 22-September 6, 2010, Holland America Amsterdam

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Eight

September 3 (Friday, Day 13, Juneau, Alaska) –

Morning in Juneau

Judy, Snookums and Filbert met at 8:15 in order to go on the Whale Quest and Mendenhall Glacier tour. We took a 20-minute bus ride to Auke Bay and drove by Wal-Mart and also had an excellent sneak peak of Mendenhall Glacier which was stunning. 40,000 people live in Juneau and most of them are government employees since it is the state capitol of Alaska. Juneau is accessible only by airplanes or boats. No roads lead to Juneau.

More after the jump . . . We drove by the governor’s mansion on the hillside and the capitol. We got to Auke Bay and boarded a catamaran in order to search for humpback whales. Snookums had her tights on under her pants and several layers on top and was ready to stand outside to search for whales. We saw a helicopter in the air with a huge basket underneath it. It looked like it was carrying cargo but no one could tell what.

Within a few minutes the captain found some humpbacks and most people walked up to the open-air third deck. The humpbacks were pretty much just on top of the water so we saw their humped backs but they rarely did any dives so we didn’t see any flukes. The humpbacks weren’t very active and after about 15 minutes we continued our search. The naturalist said they were feeding while near the top of the water. They have to eat for about 22 hours each day.

Whale number 2175
Whale 2175’s identification book picture

We continued our cruise and saw a few more humpbacks here and there, but the captain decided to take us on a sea lion quest. We found a bunch of them, at least 100, on a small island. These were Steller sea lions and they are smaller than California sea lions. They stink the same, though! We also saw bald eagles on rocks and in trees and flying overhead. We watched the sea lions for awhile and then started heading back all the while looking for humpbacks.

Sea lions

Soon we found more humpbacks and these were VERY close to us. Even the boat’s captain had his camera out in order to get pictures. You know it’s a good excursion when the crew is taking pictures! There were four or five of them that would feed and dive and everyone got to the see the flukes many times and they were close to the boat. The weather was mostly sunny and nice.

Three whales (trust me)
Wet tail
Very close
One almost gone, the other going

Snookums bought kelp pickles from the boat’s cantina and gave them to Mom. She said that she is going to serve them at Thanksgiving. They were actually made in Sitka from the bull kelp that Sitka is known for, but since Snookums didn’t see any for sale in Sitka, she bought the pickles here. She got to taste them and they were sweet pickles and had a nice taste. They looked like pepper rings, or very large jalapeno slices/rings.

After the whale quest it was time for our 20-minute bus ride to Mendenhall Glacier. When we got there, we were given 1 hour and 10 minutes of free time. We should have only gotten 50 minutes, but we were ahead of schedule so our driver gave us an extra 20 minutes. When we got off the bus, Snookums asked the driver what three active people should do and he told us to hike to the waterfall. After following everyone to the Mendenhall Glacier viewing area, we decided to do our hike. It was drizzling now, but that didn’t stop us. We decided to bypass the visitor’s center since we wanted to see the glacier up close and personal. We started our hike and only ran into a few hearty people coming back. They all said it was worth it so we continued on the hardpacked trail. (We later realized that the trail was made out of packed glacier silt so it was almost like concrete and wasn’t muddy at all.)

When we got to the huge waterfall, Snookums and Judy had to taste the water to make sure it was fresh. It was! (Note – They did not experience any gastrointestinal issues later on, either!) None of us could believe how close we were to Mendenhall Glacier, which is a 12 miles longs and 1 ½ miles wide and is the most visited glacier in the world. We only had a few minutes to look around before hiking back to the bus. It was definitely a power hike, but well worth it. It was raining pretty hard by the time we returned to the bus, but we didn’t mind. We heard grumbling from some other passengers because of the weather, but we thought the sights were amazing and definitely would return, even in the rain. More time was needed at Mendenhall, that’s for sure.

A chunk of glacial ice
Glaciated bedrock
Glacier and waterfall
The waterfall expedition party

The tour bus returned to the ship and we got off a few blocks early in order to turn in our “free poncho” coupons at the Red Dog Saloon. After we got our free ponchos, we continued walking to the ship. Judy had to stop at one of the jewelry stores to get her free helicopter charm and was happy that she actually saw a helicopter today to make it the charm that much more memorable. We also had to stop at the Alaska Shirt Company to find out the winning cabin of the $100 in merchandise. It wasn’t us so when we got back on the ship we left a note for the cabin but never heard from them and our note was still on the door several hours later. They either got on the ship too late to go back out and claim their free stuff or else the cabin was unoccupied. Oh well.

We ate a late lunch of taco salads and then Judy and Snookums ventured out again to mail Judy’s postcards and to buy a Juneau paper. We managed to “win” $.75 in the first newspaper box we tried. We didn’t get a paper, but we came out $.75 ahead. We found another vending machine and bought a Juneau paper and a US Today. Then we went to the Glacier Silt Soap store and Snookums bought a $7 bar of decorative soap made out of smooth glacier silt. This will be used in the dragonfly bathroom at home. Snookums rarely, if ever, buys things while on trips so this must have been pretty special.

Mom, Dad and Judy ate a fast dinner in Lido since they wanted to go to both the 7 PM and 9 PM performances of Lorna Luft’s show. She is the daughter of Judy Garland and Sid Luft and the half-sister of Liza Minnelli.

Next: Baked Alaska!

The 2010 – 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, Part 7

The 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, August 22-September 6, 2010, Holland America Amsterdam

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Seven

September 2 (Thursday, Day 12, Cruising Hubbard Glacier) –

Approaching Disenchantment Bay

Snookums and Filbert ordered room service breakfast of a bowl of mixed berries, a bowl of mixed fruit and two raisin buns for Snookums and hot water and coffee for Filbert. Then it was time to go out on deck and watch our approach to Hubbard Glacier. At its widest point, it is six miles wide and towers 500 feet about Disenchantment Bay. It is 75 miles long! We bundled up and headed for the bow of the ship.

More after the jump . . . This was the second time during the cruise that access to the bow was allowed. (The other time was when we were cruising in Glacier Bay.) We immediately realized it was raining so we didn’t stay on the bow for long. We were still a couple of hours from the glacier anyway. We decided to go up to the Crow’s Nest to watch for whales and to watch the glacier get closer and closer. Soon it was time for the seafood chowder to be passed around. Snookums ate two bowls of it while sitting in the Crow’s Nest! Filbert had one. Filbert liked the split pea soup served while cruising in Glacier Bay while Snookums liked the seafood chowder better. Don’t let anyone tell you that 10:30 AM is too early for seafood chowder!

Blue ice

We finally got bored in Crow’s Nest and wandered around the ship and went outside on the bow and the Promenade Deck. From the Park Rangers on board the ship spoke over the PA system and we learned that icebergs are generally taller than 15 feet. Shorter pieces of ice are called growlers or bergy bits. These smaller chunks of ice floating in Disenchantment Bay were bigger than the ones we saw in Glacier Bay. There were also a lot of seals lying on the chunks of ice, too. They didn’t move at all until the ship got a little closer than they liked and then they would get in the water and disappear. Otherwise, they were black lumps.

Seals on the ice floes

In general there was much more ice floating in the water here than in Glacier Bay the other day. The weather wasn’t as nice as in Glacier Bay on August 28, but the blue color of the Hubbard Glacier was spectacular. It was an awesome sight.

Blue glacier
Splash

After dinner Mom, Dad, Judy, Snookums and Filbert attended their invitation-only cocktail party. We determined that it was for suite guests and since the ship knew that Snookums and Filbert were traveling with suite guests, they were invited, too. Captain Olav van der Waard, Hotel Manager Henk Mensink and Cruise Director Jayme McDaniel were there to greet us. Everyone enjoyed the free alcohol and Snookums managed to get three cans of Diet Coke to take back to the cabin. She also took the little bottle of mixed nuts for snacks on our next shore excursion. That was Judy’s idea.

The first fall color

Next: Juneau!

The 2010 – 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, Part 6

The 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, August 22-September 6, 2010, Holland America Amsterdam

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Six

September 1 (Wednesday, Day 11, Kodiak, Alaska) –

Fishing boat in Kodiak Harbor

Filbert, Snookums and Judy left the ship around 9 AM to explore Kodiak, population 6,000. The day started kind of overcast and probably in the mid-50s. Alaskans layer their clothes and so did we. We walked about a mile into town. Kodiak is known as the “Fishing Capital of Alaska”. On the way to town we saw the Kodiak Island Brewing Company but it was closed until noon. We had to be back on the ship by 12:30 so Filbert and Judy weren’t sure they were going to be able to get any of Kodiak’s beer.

More after the jump . . . Then we saw a tourist store that had an ad for salmon leather wallets. We hadn’t heard of these before at any of the other ports and were curious what they were. That store was closed but we went into the one next to it and the cashier said that her husband has owned one for the last ten years and it’s as good as new. She also told us to go to the tribal community center next door for the flea market and the man that makes them would be there. Sure enough, a man buys salmon skins and 72 steps later has a wallet or moneyclip or checkbook cover. He said that the salmon processors just throw the skins out, but he has to buy them from them. He is certainly a craftsman and if he had had the styles of wallets that any of us used, we would have bought one. Judy did buy a pin in the shape of a salmon made from salmon skin. And, it was in the bin with items with slight imperfections so she got it for $3 rather than $11. We don’t know what the imperfection is. Snookums bought a jar of salmonberry jelly for Mom at the next table. The woman canned it two days ago. She said that whenever she sees berries growing along the road, she stops and picks them. Salmonberries look like raspberries but are more of a salmon color. They only last for about an hour after picking them and she said that as soon as she picks them she juices them and then freezes the juice and when she has enough for a batch of jelly then she’ll make some.

Our next stop in our wanderings was the free Kodiak National Wildlife Refuge. This was a new two-story building that housed exhibits. We watched a 15-minute film and then oohed and aahed over the skeleton of the grey whale that was suspended from the ceiling. In 2000 a local biology teacher found a dead grey whale on shore and decided that the skeleton would be great for tourists. They buried the carcass for four years to let it decompose. Then they spent a year cleaning all of the bones. Finally, seven years after she found it, it was suspended from the ceiling of the Kodiak National Wildlife Refuge. The biology teacher had no idea how much work would be involved with her find!

Whale bones

After the nice visit learning about nature, we went to the Holy Resurrection Russian Orthodox Church. It was built in 1945 but different churches have stood on this same site since 1794. When we left the church we decided to walk up to the Fred Zharoff Bridge in order to get photos of Kodiak. Next on our list of things was to get our picture taken under the “Welcome to Kodiak” sign at the harbor.

Russian Orthodox Church
Welcome to Kodiak

While there Snookums talked to three guys cleaning out a fishing boat and found out that they had just been out for the 3-month salmon season. They were college kids working a summer job and had been off the boat three times in the past three months for less than 24 hours each time. They actually came back yesterday and were spending today cleaning the boat thoroughly (with Dawn and Formula 409) to get it ready for dry-dock where it would stay for the next nine months until the next salmon season. They said that it hadn’t rained for six days during their fishing season and they were sick and tired of wearing the rain gear! (By the way, the day was now warm and sunny in Kodiak.) They said that the salmon run this year wasn’t too good but that the price of salmon was $1.40/pound rather than the normal $.50/pound. They were hoping to make $40,000 each but might have to settle for $25,000. They hadn’t been paid at all in three months.

Snookums and Judy (left) meet fishermen

Our next stop was the Safeway Liquor Store for various craft beers (including “Rogue Captain Sig’s Northwestern Ale” with Sig Hansen on the label from “Deadliest Catch”) and salmonberry wine made in Kodiak. On the way back to the ship we were surprised to see the Kodiak Island Brewing Company open since it was 11:45 AM. We stopped in and found out that it was a microbrewery and only sold beer from the tap (no cans and bottles). You could buy a growler of beer, but not a container with any “staying” power. However, they did have a tasting deal for $5 in order to taste all seven of their brews. Of course Judy and Filbert had to take advantage of that deal! Filbert also bought an empty glass and Snookums bought him a t-shirt that has one of the beer labels on the back. The label is for the company’s “Sarah Pale Ale” brew and is a parody of the St. Pauli girl in that it is a painting of Sarah Palin in a German bar maid outfit offering steins of beer. The employee said that they didn’t ask Sarah Palin if they could use her image and hadn’t heard anything from her, but figured she knew about it by now. Filbert likes the t-shirt since he says people won’t be able to tell if he likes Sarah Palin or not. We made it to the ship with three minutes to spare!

Beer sign

After a quick stop in the cabin we went to Lido for the salmon bake. Mom found me and Filbert and we later saw Dad and Judy enjoying the fresh salmon pan-fried poolside along with the clams and mussels. Everyone on the ship was saying it was the best salmon they had ever eaten. Even Snookums, who isn’t that fond of seafood, figured she should get in the spirit, enjoyed it.

Tonight was formal night and we had one of the free bottles of champagne in the suite prior to dinner. Roland and Bernice came, too, and then joined us for dinner since Gary and Charlotte don’t do formal dinners. Snookums ordered the deboned stuffed quail and was surprised when it showed up with its legs still on. However, she pulled off a leg and started eating the meat off the bone. She somehow swallowed a sliver of the bone and started choking (and crying due to the sensation) but she was okay. She quit on the legs after that and cut into the stuffed breast. Much to her chagrin, when she started chewing she found a huge bone in her mouth. At that point she was not going to eat the deboned stuffed quail and ordered the lasagna. So much for no bones! The rest of the meal went without incident.

We had the wine steward serve the salmonberry wine after dinner and everyone thought it was kind of different, but in a good way. Filbert and Mom thought it was tart and Judy thought it was sweet. All of the glasses were emptied so it must have been okay.

Salmonberry wine bottle

The dessert extravaganza was at 10:30 PM but Snookums and Filbert have seen enough of them and didn’t even go. Instead Snookums ate the birch syrup caramel corn that was purchased at the Alaska State Fair.

Coast Guard C-130 doing touch-and-go landings at the Kodiak Coast Guard station

Next: Hubbard Glacier!

The 2010 – 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, Part 5

The 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, August 22-September 6, 2010, Holland America Amsterdam

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Five

August 29 (Sunday, Day 8, At Sea) –

Galley Tour

Snookums must be getting over her cold since this was the first time on the cruise that she woke up before Filbert did. She showered, went to breakfast and did a few errands (going to Mom and Dad’s room, getting an updated invoice from the Front Desk, checking out Neptune Lounge, etc.). When she returned to the room Filbert had just gotten up. She left him to attend the 10:30 Galley Tour. The ms Amsterdam has 1380 guests on it and 620 crew. The galley consists of 96 people under the Executive Chef and there are also 122 service staff. Snookums thought the soup cook was chopping the vegetables rather slowly, but she figured he knew his timing. He makes the soup in 80 gallon pans. After the galley tour Snookums went to the “Future Cruise” lecture but she didn’t learn anything.

More after the jump . . .

More Galley Tour

Mom, Dad and Judy enjoyed their invitation-only suite luncheon in the Crow’s Nest. Mom enjoyed three or four glasses of champagne while Judy drank a Bloody Mary. Dad wanted coffee and they didn’t have that so they had to go search for some!

For those of you wondering what there is to do during a day at sea, the following activities happened between 11:00 and 3:00 today:

11:00 – Future Cruise Seminar
11:00 – Spa Secrets: Acupuncture Pain Solution
11:00 – Cooking Demonstration: Cinnamon Rolls
11:30 – Champagne Ring Toss
11:30 – Digital Workshop: Put Your Best Face Forward, II
12:00 – Showtime Rehearsal
12:00 – Alaskan Jade Seminar
12:30 – Champagne Blackjack Tournament
1:00 – Team Trivia Challenge
1:00 – Sing Along with Pianist Diane Fast
1:00 – Spa Secrets: The Art of Reflexology
1:30 – Champagne Art Auction Preview
1:30 – Texas Hold’em Tournament
2:00 – Salsa Dance Class
2:00 – Alaska Gold Rush Dreams Presentation
3:00 – Plan Your Day Ashore
3:00 – Indonesian Tea Ceremony
3:00 – Emerald Seminar

Mom wasn’t feeling too whippy so she stayed in the room for dinner and the rest of us enjoyed a normal dining room dinner. Sunset was scheduled for 9:21 PM and sure enough, it was very, very bright and sunny even at 8 PM.

August 30 (Monday, Day 9, Anchorage, Alaska) –

State Fair!

Today is Alaska State Fair day!!! Snookums, Filbert and Gary took the free shuttle to downtown Anchorage and walked to Avis for a rental car. Snookums had a cheap full-size car and a more expensive minivan reserved depending on how many people decided to go. As far as she knew, she needed the minivan. Unfortunately, the branch manager said that there wasn’t one even though one of the reservations was for one. Well, he realized he had a Suburban SUV that had just been returned and hadn’t been cleaned and Snookums said it would be fine. And, she got it for the cheap full-size price due to the “inconvenience”. Filbert drove Snookums and Gary back to the ship to pick everyone else up. It ended up that only Judy and Charlotte were coming since both Mom and Dad decided to stay behind. So, a full-size car would have been fine, but we didn’t mind the Suburban.

On the way to the fair we stopped at a Wal-Mart for things like allergy meds for Filbert and a wireless mouse for Gary. Filbert also bought a 12-pack of Alaskan White Beer (brewed in Juneau) and Snookums managed to get three $1.45 each bottles of soda for just $1.45 total since the vending machine was broken. It rained two times during the 45-minute trip from Anchorage to Palmer but by the time we got to the fair, it was just overcast. (Much to Snookums’s chagrin, we didn’t see any moose on the drive but were told that they are all over Anchorage.) We were dressed in layers so we were ready. The fair opened at noon and we walked through the gates at 12:30 and immediately were given our Premera Blue Cross Blue Shield of Alaska free strappy backpack. (It was Healthy Living Day at the fair and Blue Cross was the sponsor.) We agreed to meet back up at 4 PM to see how everyone was doing.

Snookums printed the list of food vendors from the internet prior to leaving home so she knew the five or six places that had “Alaskan” food. Filbert, Snookums and Judy’s first stop was for salmon and reindeer sausage quesadillas at Salmon Express. Judy ordered one with just salmon and Filbert and Snookums had one with both salmon and reindeer sausage in it. We took them upstairs and ate them on the roof and had the only second-story view anywhere at the fair. The quesadillas were very good and we decided that we could eat more of them, but we didn’t. The owners of the stand were from Springfield, Missouri before moving to Anchorage years ago.

Salmon Express
On the roof of Salmon Express

After lunch we went into the first exhibit building we saw and it housed baked goods, homemade wines and canned goods. Then we went to the building that had the watercolors and photography exhibits. Next up was Raven Hall which was a mix of vendors selling “junk” like knives, candles, pots and water purification systems as well as various groups like a mining company and the Alaska Pipeline coalition. The vendors weren’t giving anything away but the other groups were giving away lots of mini flashlights, pens, candy, hand sanitizing spray and other great “loot”. After three stops at the good booths, even Filbert got in the act and got his backpack out of his pocket and started picking up the good free stuff. Judy bought a $27 jar of marjoram-spiced aromatic oils that is guaranteed to stop snoring. She said that Dad snores a lot so we all agreed that having him take five breaths of this every night while he leaves the jar open on his nightstand would be an easy solution if it works. And, after two months if it doesn’t work, the Los Angeles company that has been in business at least eight years will refund your money. Other than that one vendor, we steered clear of the vendors and just focused on the companies giving things away.

After Raven Hall it was time to see the Farm Exhibits. This included the record setting dill that was over ten feet tall which shattered the previous fair record of seven feet tall. The huge cabbage, kohlrabi, turnip, rhubarb and pumpkin were there, too. The apple exhibit was kind of funny since the apples were so small. Someone told us that growing apples in Alaska is very difficult to do. The biggest one at the fair was one pound which really isn’t that big. After we saw the vegetables we saw the various poultry and rabbits. Then it was on to the livestock. There were probably fewer than ten cows, a handful of pigs and some goats. Obviously livestock is not a major industry in Alaska!

Giant vegetables!

We continued walking around the fairgrounds and Filbert had crab cakes and bacon wrapped scallops. Snookums had two quarters in her pocket so she stopped at the Elks booth and bet her quarters that the live mouse would run to one of the holes that corresponded to her two colors. She hadn’t seen that kind of gambling before! We had to search for the Alaska Corn Company in order to buy some caramel corn made with Alaska birch syrup. We bought kettle corn, too. By the time 4:00 rolled around, all of our coats were off and we were enjoying the bright, sunny day.

We drove back to Avis and then took the shuttle back to the ship. While getting on the ship around 6 PM we asked all of the businessmen and women that were also getting on the ship what was going on. It turned out that the governor of Alaska was eating dinner on the ship! We assume the governor had business in Anchorage and didn’t make a special trip since we’re docking in Juneau, the state capitol, in a few days!

Judy went to Iron Man 2 at 8 PM and then Mom, Dad and Judy went to the Crew Show at 11 PM. Snookums fell asleep before 10 PM (and when she woke up she found her paperback on her stomach!) and Filbert stayed up and watched us leave Anchorage at 11 PM. He said that he could see the post-sunset twilight orange and red colors at 11:30 at night due north. The Big Dipper was brilliant and directly overhead.

Sunset, August 30

August 31 (Tuesday, Day 10, Homer, Alaska) –

Sunny Homer

After our big day yesterday we both slept until around 9:45 AM when the ship’s announcement was made that we were cleared to get off the ship in Homer. We got up and ordered room service (a donut, one of Holland America’s delicious raisin buns and two orders of mixed fruit for Snookums and coffee and hot water for Filbert’s high protein diet instant oatmeal for Filbert) and finally got around to showering. When we left the ship for the free shuttle to Homer Spit it was raining. That didn’t dampen our enthusiasm, though.

We got off the shuttle, which was a school bus since Homer only has school buses for the various excursions, and walked to the end of a pier and looked down and saw a bunch of starfish in the water. Then we went to the Seafarer’s Memorial. After that it was time to just wander up and down the spit. The establishments were split among restaurants, fish stores to buy your catch from you or to ship it home and a few miscellaneous stores selling basic groceries, sweaters and other gifts and curios. There weren’t any “normal” tacky tourist stores selling tshirts or jewelry. There is a world-famous saloon called the Salty Dawg Saloon. Its walls and ceilings are full of one-dollar bills that people have left. The original dollar bill was left by a man who was waiting for his friend and he couldn’t wait any longer so he tacked a dollar bill to the wall and told the bartender that it was to buy a drink for his friend. Now visitors put up a dollar bill. We didn’t, but we saw all of them.

Salty Dawg

The Time Bandit has its own store since Homer is its home port. This is the boat that we saw in Ketchikan and is one of the boats featured on “Deadliest Catch” on Discovery Channel. We talked to the employee who has been a family friend of the Hillstrand’s for the last 35 years. It was her idea to open a store a few years ago since she wanted some summer work. It has now turned into a full-time job for her since she also fills the internet orders. We told her that we saw the Time Bandit in Ketchikan and she told us that it is doing salmon tendering. It goes out to the salmon boats and gets the salmon and then tenders it back to Ketchikan to the canneries. Filbert bought a Time Bandit hoodie and a book, “Time Bandit”. (Note – We both already read the book and are amazed that Andy and Johnathan Hillstrand are both still alive. As if the danger of crabbing on the Bering Sea isn’t enough, they are daredevils off the sea.)

Tourists at the Time Bandit store

Dinner tonight was at Canaletto for all of us, including Gary and Charlotte. This is the no-fee Italian restaurant located in part of Lido (the normal seating area for the buffets). It is now on all Holland America ships but is new to all of us. The menu choices stay the same for the length of the cruise. We really enjoyed it. Filbert and Gary had the pasta with various seafood (clams, mussels, shrimp, etc.) and Snookums and Judy had the penne pasta with tomato cream sauce. Dad had veal and Mom and Charlotte had cod. This was after the waiter came by with a nice antipasti platter for everyone to choose from as well as a couple of soups to try. Dessert was gelato, tiramisu and a lemoncello dessert. The odd thing was that while we were waiting for our desserts the waiter brought a large plate of cotton candy for the table. None of us know how this fits the Italian theme, but Judy and Charlotte enjoyed it. The seven of us decided that this was a very nice meal and we thoroughly enjoyed the food, atmosphere (Lido has big windows and we were leaving Homer) and service.

Filbert and Snookums watched a taped ship’s lecture on tv about the Kodiak, Juneau and Victoria and then another one about Alaska’s wildlife. Mom, Dad and Judy went to Paul Pappas’ show and his magical journey into music. Then they watched “Blades of Glory” on their DVD player.

Next: Kodiak!

The 2010 – 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, Part 4

The 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, August 22-September 6, 2010, Holland America Amsterdam

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Four

August 27 (Friday, Day 6, Skagway, Alaska) –

Amsterdam at Skagway

We didn’t have any excursions planned in Skagway and it was just as well. Had it been a sea day Snookums would not have gotten out of bed due to her cold. She was just exhausted. However, she did get up and went off the ship with Filbert to explore the town of Skagway which is home to 860 year-round residents. Skagway is historically significant since it was the last stop for prospectors beginning their long trek into Canada’s Yukon Territory. Today its main street is home to boardwalk sidewalks and fake-front buildings that house Diamonds International and other Caribbean jewelry store chains. Filbert and Snookums quickly got off the beaten path.

More after the jump . . .

Skagway. Not much there, really.

Before returning to the ship they did stop at the Alaska Shirt Co. store to see what cabin was the lucky winner of $100 in merchandise. It was cabin 2669 so they left a note for those occupants when they returned to the ship. Within 15 minutes Snookums and Filbert’s phone rang and it was the occupant of cabin 2669 wanting to know our affiliation and asking other suspicious questions. When Snookums convinced her that she was just being nice, the 2669 woman was very thankful and was planning on leaving the ship right then to go to the store. Luckily the store was literally the closest one to the ship so she only had to walk a couple of blocks.

Nice flowers in somebody’s front yard, though.
Harbor seal–in Skagway harbor, strangely enough

Snookums and Filbert visited the Future Cruise Consultant and booked a 25-day Amazon cruise on Holland America’s Prinsendam. We’ve always wanted to go to the Amazon and we love the Prinsendam (700 passengers) so it seemed like we had to sign up for it. Look forward to an Amazon cruise journal some time in the future!

Gary and Charlotte did a 9-hour White Pass & Yukon Route Railroad excursion (Gary is a huge train buff) so they didn’t attend dinner. That meant that they missed Dad’s 92nd birthday celebration one week after his real birthday. The crewmembers put a very nice round cake with two candles in front of him and sang “Happy Birthday” in English and Indonesian. Obviously the cake was meant to serve seven people, but since Gary and Charlotte weren’t there, they cut it for five people. Much to everyone’s delight, it was a very good New York-style cheesecake. Dad really enjoyed his belated birthday celebration.

Happy birthday

Filbert and Snookums were trying to figure out how to spend some time after dinner and were sitting in one of the lounge areas when the two women they met in Sitka walked up. We found out that Karen and Cheryl are sisters and travel together every year using inheritance from their mother. This way they can remember their parents every year, too. Filbert was enjoying his Manhattan and we were telling them about the ins and outs of Holland America since this was their first HAL cruise. For example, they didn’t know you could buy a cocktail card or a wine package in order to save money. For some reason, Snookums felt compelled to buy the older sister a drink. They probably didn’t realize that this is the first time Snookums has ever done this! In any event, we had a very nice chat for a couple of hours. At that point it was way past our bedtime so we went to bed.

August 28 (Saturday, Day 7, Cruising Glacier Bay) –

At Glacier Bay

Filbert surprised Snookums by bringing her a bowl of mixed berries and a container of yogurt from Neptune Lounge for her breakfast in bed. Only Neptune Lounge has the mixed berries in the morning so they are a treat. Filbert then went out and about in order to get a prime spot for viewing glaciers since we were cruising Glacier Bay. It is a national park that is comprised of more than 3.3 million acres of mountains, glaciers, forests and waterways. Our ship spent about an hour at Johns Hopkins Inlet and Snookums found Filbert on the bow of the ship. In the sun it was actually hot since the ship stopped and there was no wind. Then the ship kept going until it got to Margerie Glacier. Even Mom enjoyed sitting on her balcony, bundled up, watching the scenery slowly glide by. By that time it was time to enjoy Holland America’s tradition of serving Dutch split pea soup on deck during their cool weather cruises. Snookums, Filbert and Judy each enjoyed a cup while sitting outside by the pool around 10:30 AM. Snookums and Filbert saw the glacier calve at least four times. Well, Filbert wouldn’t call it calving since we saw ice fall into the water and not huge chunks of the glacier. There weren’t huge chunks that fell in, but it was loud each time and many chunks did fall.

Approaching the glacier
Moon over Glacier Bay
The Glacier
That’s a boat in front of the glacier. It’s just right of center. Look closely.
The scenery did get better, didn’t it?

Lunch was a special beer and brats lunch. In addition to the normal Lido buffet offerings and the taco and pizza bar, venison, BBQ, and regular brats were served along with sauerkraut and two kinds of cheese fondue. Filbert decided to try all four Alaskan Beer varieties by purchasing the bucket of five beers for $21.85. Luckily Judy walked by and joined him and between the two of them, they managed to drink all five bottles. Filbert definitely drank more of it than Judy did, though.

Gary and Charlotte told us they weren’t going to attend tonight’s formal dinner so we invited Roland and Bernice. Roland is mom’s cousin and they live in Seattle and when they found out that we were doing this cruise, they signed up, too.

Formal night photo in the Neptune Lounge

Next: A Day At The Fair!

The 2010 – 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, Part 3

The 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, August 22-September 6, 2010, Holland America ms Amsterdam

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Three

August 26 (Thursday, Day 5, Sitka, Alaska) –

Welcome to Sitka

Today we did the Sea Otter and Wildlife Quest with Gary and Charlotte. Sitka is a tender port but our tour catamaran picked us up at our ship. Snookums wore many layers, including tights and two pairs of socks. We knew that the catamaran had indoor seating, but you have to be outside to really experience wildlife viewing. Within five minutes our boat’s captain said that three orca whales had been seen so he was going to try to find them. The naturalist onboard had been doing this tour for thirteen years and had only seen orcas in Sitka one other time. We did see three of them and watched them for probably 30 minutes. This was a big deal!! Then it was on to seeing if we could find other wildlife.

More after the jump . . .

Orca-a closeup

We found a pod of humpback whales and watched them for another 30 minutes or so. They were doing a lot of surface feeding so they would surface a lot. They did ultimately do some deep dives and we got a lot of close-up views of various flukes and could really see the different designs. Each whale fluke is unique. We saw one that was almost all white and then we saw one that was almost all black and then we saw some that were made up of black and white striations.

White fluke bottom
Black fluke bottom
Close encounter with a humpback

We left the whales in search of other wildlife and saw several eagles in trees and a raft of around 30 or so otters. The captain told us that lots of days he sees groups of one (!) otter so the fact that we saw a bunch together was also very special. That, combined with the orcas, and the humpback flukes, made for a full day. On the way back to the dock we also saw Steller sea lions and huge strings of bull kelp. Snookums even bought some kelp marmalade for Judy’s birthday since she likes marmalade. Snookums was able to taste it first and it was okay, if you like marmalade. It also had oranges and lemons in it.

Otter, napping
Otter, yawning

Charlotte is nursing a bad knee so she decided to take the tender back to the ship while Gary, Snookums and Filbert explored Sitka. Judy was returning to the tender dock right when we were starting our walking “tour”. We saw Pioneers Home, which was built for pensioned gold prospectors.

Pioneers Home

Then we went to Two Chicks and a Stick and ordered salmon, black cod and halibut kabobs from their lunch wagon restaurant. Today was actually the last day they were going to be open for the summer and we felt fortunate to eat their food. So far the weather on the cruise has been very nice and today was no exception. We joined two women from our ship at their picnic table and talked about how to get the cheapest cruise. It was nice and sunny and we had to put on our sunglasses since it was sunny. It was probably in the high 50s or low 60s.

Two Chicks and a Stick

After lunch we went to St. Michael’s Cathedral since the $2 admission was included in our sea otter tour. It was built in 1844 and is a traditional Russian Orthodox structure that houses priceless Russian icons and is considered to be among the world’s finest. Judy later told us that she went to the cathedral and was sorry she paid the $2 for it since it really wasn’t that impressive unless you liked Russian icons. We agreed with her assessment.

In St. Michael’s Cathedral

We continued to Ben Franklin and then to the grocery store and purchased some sodas for our cabins. Then it started raining but we were ready with our layers of clothing. After a couple blocks the rain stopped. We stopped in a local gallery and purchased a picture of an otter made out of paper made from Alaska moss for our travel wall at home. The gallery owners have lived in Sitka for 20 years and have only seen orcas three times. And, they commute to work via their 12-foot boat since they live on a neighboring island. Gary continued back to the ship while Snookums and Filbert climbed up Castle Hill for its sweeping view of Sitka Sound.

Dad spent part of his day talking for two hours to Roland and that wore him out so he was a no-show for dinner. The rest of the group enjoyed seeing Filbert’s slide show of his photos from Seattle through the sea orcas, humpbacks and otters of Sitka.

Amsterdam in Sitka Sound

Next: Skagway, and more!