The 2010 – 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, Part 2

The 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, August 22-September 6, 2010, Holland America Amsterdam

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part Two

August 25 (Wednesday, Day 4, Ketchikan, Alaska) –

Ketchikan

We docked early and didn’t have an excursion until 11:30 so after breakfast Filbert and Snookums ventured off the ship. We immediately saw the Time Bandit docked next to us. This is one of the boats featured on the “Deadliest Catch” television show on the Discovery Channel. We weren’t sure why it was in Ketchikan, but it was.

More after the jump . . .

Time Bandit. It was really small, next to the Amsterdam.

Then we walked to Creek Street which used to be the red-light district. It now houses boutiques and restaurants but we were more interested in the actual creek since salmon were swimming up it since it’s spawning season.

The creek giving Creek Street its name

There was a salmon ladder for the spawning salmon, but many of them tried to make it upstream without using the ladder. We know they didn’t all make it. There were a lot of dead salmon on the rocks on either side of the creek and these salmon looked to be at least a foot long, if not much longer.

Leaping salmon

Filbert started getting blisters so we walked to a drugstore and bought some moleskin. Then, on the way back to the ship, we managed to use our free coupons at the four stores that offered free items with any purchase. We purchased a $.25 postcard at each of the four stores and walked away with a mug, a t-shirt, a baseball hat and a hematite jewelry set. And, we have two sets of coupons so we’ll do the same thing on the way back to the ship after our excursion. Not only did we take care of our postcard needs, but Filbert got a couple of nice t-shirts out of the deal and maybe some of you that are reading this will get some Alaska gifts! (They only had XL t-shirts for free so that’s why they both are going to Filbert.)

Bear country

Our excellent shore excursion was the Bear Country and Wildlife Expedition in the Alaska Rainforest Sanctuary. We took a 20-minute van ride to a 40-acre private reserve bordering Tongass National Forest. Our guide of four years warned us that we would be on the trail for the next three hours so Snookums decided to use the porta-potty. She was a little flustered by the slug that was sitting right next to the toilet seat, but managed to not disturb the slug and left it where it was. After that wildlife encounter we weren’t sure what to expect. As we made our way to the first elevated platform, we looked towards Eagle Creek and saw a black bear. We watched it for at least 10 minutes. Then Snookums spotted a black bear coming from the forest behind everyone (we were on a bridge so we were all safe) and everyone watched that one.

I think it spotted us

Then the one in the creek showed itself again. We think we saw three different bears at this particular time. The creek was teeming with salmon. Anyone could have easily just picked one up. At one point the bear started eating one of the dead ones that was on the bank. Our guide had never seen a bear eat a dead salmon before. She figured the bear was just lazy and already full and figured what the heck. The bear looked and acted healthy as it ripped into the dead salmon.

Eating salmon

As we were continuing our walk along the bridges, we saw a mother bear and her cub in another part of the forest, but only for a split second. We saw great blue heron and harbor seals, too.

Great blue heron

After we left the forest, we saw an eagle and a great horned owl that are both permanently wounded and can’t be returned to the wild. We also got to feed reindeer. When we asked about reindeer in Ketchikan, we were told that they don’t have any on Ketchikan island but when tourists were asked what they wanted to see, reindeer was one of the answers so this company decided to “import” reindeer to its establishment. Anyway, when we saw them they were going through their annual velvet shedding where they lose the velvet covering from their antlers before losing their antlers. The guide warned us that it would be bloody and there would be strips of the velvet hanging from their antlers and she wasn’t kidding. It was pretty gross, but that’s nature.

Feeding the reindeer

After the “petting zoo” area, we saw Wayne F. Hewson performing his craft. He is one of Alaska’s leading Native carvers and makes totem poles. He had been working on one for about three months and figured he had two more weeks to go on it. He was carving the story of the beaver. It was a great excursion.

After the shore excursion we turned in our other four free coupons and Filbert bought a case (24 cans) of smoked salmon from Salmon, Etc. It’s considered the best local salmon company and they guarantee that they have the cheapest salmon prices statewide. The case is going to be shipped to our house for $15.

Judy did her own shore excursion and had lunch off the ship at a local’s house. Mom’s cousin (Roland) and his wife are also on this cruise and they have friends in Ketchikan so the three of them visited the woman at her home. Judy enjoyed a nice lunch of lamb burgers (not her favorite food) with a beautiful view. The woman’s house overlooks the water and many days she sees whales very, very close to her beach or rocks. Judy enjoyed her day.

After a nice dinner it was bedtime since Snookums is still fighting a cold.

Next: Sitka!

The 2010 – 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, Part 1

The 14-Day Alaskan Adventurer Cruise, August 22-September 6, 2010, Holland America Amsterdam

Text by Snookums, Pictures by Filbert

Part One

August 22 (Sunday, Day 1, Flying to Seattle, Washington) –

Mount Rainier from the air

Matt was our chauffeur at 7:30 AM and we enjoyed a leisurely Midwest Airlines check-in process. Our flight even took off a few minutes early and we were fine with that. Mom, Dad and Judy enjoyed the extra legroom that they were given when the gate agent upgraded them to Midwest’s SuperStretch seating for free (at a savings of $35 per person!) and Filbert and Snookums liked the exit rows they were given. Midwest’s chocolate chip cookies were as gooey and melty as always and the ~4-hour flight was uneventful. We piled into a large van taxi and got to the Comfort Suites Downtown/Seattle Center with no problems. Filbert and Judy had to do all of the heavy lifting since Snookums is still recovering from her July 12 right elbow surgery. We were too early for check-in and had to wait for our rooms for about an hour, but that was okay. When our rooms were ready, we quickly got settled in and then Filbert, Snookums and Judy went exploring.

More after the jump . . . We walked a few blocks to a row of five Asian restaurants (Vietnamese, two Thai restaurants, Chinese, vegetarian Asian) but none were wheelchair accessible since they were all in old houses. However, one block from the hotel was a great grocery store with lots of ready to eat options. Snookums chose the Sunday special of roast turkey and two sides for $5.99 and Judy followed suit for herself, Mom and Dad. Filbert opted for the grilled salmon salad and a veggie tray. Then it was back to the hotel for a 2:30 dinner. Mom thought it was the best turkey she had ever had and she wasn’t even that hungry but she ate it all. By 5:00 PM, Mom and Dad were showered and in their pajamas and done for the day! The trip is good so far. (Present tense/past tense?– problem throughout, please fix.) We plan on taking a shuttle to the ship at 11 AM on Monday. Hopefully embarkation will be as easy and stress-free as today’s travel was.

August 23 (Monday, Day 2, Boarding ms Amsterdam) –

Everyone slept really well and we were all counting down the hours until our 11 AM shuttle ride to the ship. Judy made another trip to the grocery store and bought Snookums some Nyquil and Puff’s Plus. Yep, Snookums has a cold!

Seattle

The five of us piled into the shuttle with our 13+ pieces of luggage, wheelchair, walker, etc. and pulled up to the port around 11:30. The porters took care of the luggage and we were quickly processed since Mom, Dad and Judy paid the big bucks for a Deluxe Verandah Suite. Filbert and Snookums piggybacked in line after them and bypassed the normal processing line with the other peons. Lunch for returning cruisers was being served starting at noon so we dropped off our carry-ons in Neptune Lounge before heading for lunch. Neptune Lounge is the exclusive lounge for the 42 suites on the Verandah Deck. Mom, Dad and Judy have access to it and it has various foods out from 7 AM until 8:30 PM along with fancy coffees and teas. It’s a nice quiet place. Snookums talked to the concierge and told her that Filbert and she had stayed in a Deluxe Verandah Suite (due to a free upgrade!) on the 65-day Asia Australia Grand Voyage. Snookums also gave her a small monetary tip so that she might look the other way if we came in to eat and enjoy the Neptune Lounge. Since Mom, Dad and Judy are passengers with real Neptune privileges, that should do the trick! We went to the dining room and enjoyed a relaxing lunch with a magnificent view of Mt. Rainier. Then it was back to Neptune Lounge to get our carry-on luggage and go to our cabins.

Mt. Rainier and Seattle docks

Snookums and Filbert unpacked their luggage and stored everything in their tiny cabin 6179 (284-square feet with verandah) and still had empty drawers and shelves. (For comparison, Mom, Dad and Judy are in suite 7058 which is 556-square feet with verandah.) The lifeboat drill happened at 4 PM so we all went outside to our lifeboat stations. For once we were told to NOT wear or bring the lifejackets. We later found out that someone had tripped on one on a prior cruise. Holland America’s lawyers had decided it would be better to let a dead person that didn’t know how to use the life jacket drown when a ship sank sue the cruise line rather than having a live person that tripped and fell sue the cruise line. We liked not having to deal with the life jackets.

We spent a few minutes catching up with our friends Gary and Charlotte. They were our tablemates on our 65-day Asia Australia Grand Voyage and decided to join us on this Alaska cruise and be our tablemates, too.

Gary and Charlotte

Our dinner was in Pinnacle Grill. This is Holland America’s $20 per person restaurant but we get to go free on the first night (and it has to be the first night) since we booked the cruise using a certain credit card. Dad ordered the lamb kebob and it was flamed tableside. Mom had lamb chops, Filbert the filet mignon and Judy and Snookums the stuffed chicken breast. Everyone really enjoyed dinner and the service was really good since not many other guests were dining in Pinnacle Grill on the first night. Filbert and Snookums went to bed after dinner but Mom, Dad and Judy went to the 9:30 show. Since this is embarkation day there is only one show. The normal show times are 7:00 for the people that eat dinner at 8:00 and 9:00 for the people that eat at 5:45 (us).

August 24 (Tuesday, Day 3, Cruising the Inside Passage) –

Judy attended every exercise class today and was the only one in yoga. She also went to the card making class and when she saw that kits that were probably worth at least $5 were being passed out that contained 3-D stickers and fancy paper and stuff, she told Snookums to run down and get one. On the way down Snookums saw Gary and made him come, too, so Judy ended up with two extra card making kits.

Scenery. People on the ship who’d been on Alaska cruises before told us that it would get a lot better. They were right.

Filbert and Snookums ate lunch in Lido (the buffet) and sat with Charlotte. Both Filbert and Snookums really enjoyed the beef and broccoli and remembered how good HAL’s Asian station is at the buffet. There is always once dish that is actually quite spicy and very tasty. Gary joined our group later on. Holland America isn’t allowing the guests to serve themselves at the buffets or drink stations for the first three days of the cruise for health reasons. This slows things down a bit, but since we’re cruising no one should be in a hurry. However, we’re all looking forward to being able to serve ourselves. Holland America also got rid of the trays in Lido so you have to fill your plate and take it to your table and then go back to get the rest of your meal. They did this since they didn’t think the trays were sanitary. We think they did this to cut costs – people might eat less and/or the dishwashers no longer have to wash trays. In any event, we can deal with not having trays to carry our plates, cups and glasses to our seat but we would rather have them than not.

We also found out that Holland America stopped its “Dam Dollars” program. This was where they would have several events throughout the day and if you participated you would get a “Dam Dollar” that could be turned in at the end of the cruise for a prize. HAL still does the events (like golf in the atrium or a scavenger hunt) but the incentive for Snookums to show up and participate is gone now that she can’t “work” towards getting a free t-shirt. This means more time for Snookums for uninterrupted naps…. They do have “Grand Dollars” on the Grand Voyages so maybe Snookums and Filbert will need to sign up for another 50+ day HAL cruise.

Snookums took a nap after lunch while Filbert sat on the balcony and watched the waves (or lack thereof – it has been very, very smooth). He saw three orca whales, dall’s porpoises and whales that were spy-hopping.

First orca sighting. These got better, too.

Mom delivered an envelope to our mailslot outside our cabin. Inside was a poem that she wrote to Filbert. Snookums never knew that Mom was a poet, but she is! Here’s the poem:

Here’s to Filbert –
A really great guy!
We all really love him;
I’ll tell you why.

He’s just the best
Out of all the rest.
Never a pest –
Can be a great guest!

He will push,
He can store.
He’s a true stevedore.

A really true Saint
He just simply ain’t –
Has one BIG flaw.
Follows Republican Law!!

(Mom-in-law apparently missed the memo that I’m actually a libertarian (or a “classical liberal,” if you will), and only vote Republican because they scare me just slightly less than the Democrats do. Your mileage and politics may vary. — Filbert)

Tonight was formal night and Gary and Charlotte graced us with their presence since they hadn’t met Mom, Dad or Judy yet. As a rule, Gary and Charlotte don’t attend formal night dinners since they don’t like to dress up. Gary, though, had purchased a new shirt at Costco (his favorite store) and looked dapper in his suit and tie and Charlotte looked dashing in her black outfit that still had the cleaning tag on it from our Asia Australia Grand Voyage in 2008! Everyone had a great time at dinner.

Next: Ketchikan!

No more control–it’s time for The Restoration

The indispensable Doctor Zero,[*1] John Hayward writes:

Here’s the deal, Democrats: you don’t get any more billions to spend. You don’t get to pick the next group of winners and losers in the free market. You don’t get to decide who “deserves” a tax cut. You don’t get to hand us the invoice for this bloated government and tell us we need to figure out a way to pay for it. You don’t get to blame deficits on the people who haven’t surrendered enough of their livelihood to you. You do not get to insist every piece of this government’s sprawling machinery is indispensable, while every slice of our lives is negotiable.

We own our lives. We own the State. The future is ours to discover. The solutions that will forever evade the political class are already humming through our eager minds. To be controlled is to spend eternity at each other’s throats, for free people must accept their own inferiority before they can accept domination… and they will always prefer to be told someone else is inferior, and deserves domination. The control of a free society requires strategic infusions of sin and condemnation. It also calls for controlling the information free people use to make their decisions, transforming the command economy into an endless con job. The State survives by managing expectations, while free people compete to exceed them.

This is the voice of the people speaking–this is the hard, clear-seeing core of the tea party movement. The plain folks of the United States have had enough. They are boiling mad at their incompetent political “leadership” and their feckless lapdog media enablers who excuse away all of the failures of the Ruling Class, and attack anyone who threatens the statist gravy train that the Media-Government Complex has built.

What the Democrats have done appall many Americans. What the Republicans did before, and have done since, have enraged many of those who naively believed the Republican’s cant recitations of small-government, “conservative” rhetoric.

Rhetoric won’t cut it any more. It is time for action. It is time for a new way.

It is time for a restoration of the true American philosophy: personal responsibility, individual freedom, political liberty, free enterprise, and neighborly kindness. All of those depend on all of the rest of them to work. You weaken one, and you weaken all of the rest of them.

The tea party people understand this. The Republican establishment, the Obama “progressive” Democrats, and the major media still think that those things are independent variables. They’re not.

It’s time for The Restoration.

O’Donnell for Senate in Delaware

How’s this for a theory:

Christine O’Donnell’s primary win in Delaware is a potential win-win for conservatives, the Tea Party, pretty much everybody in the pro-liberty, back-to-the-founding-principles movement.

If she wins the general election–and the Republicans take both the House and Senate as a result, the shockwaves throughout the entire political world will be approximately 10 on the Richter scale. As Don Surber[*1] noted: “The boss is on the premises. The boss is looking for people to lay off.” But the Republicans will have to follow through in a big way–they can’t play defense at all in the next Congress. They need to be aggressive–something like passing basically all of the Heritage Foundation’s policy proposals (or even better, all of Cato Institute’s policy proposals), or as much of those as they can manage to get through the House and the Senate, and make Obama veto everything in sight.

If she loses the Delaware Senate race, and the Republicans don’t control the Senate as a result, it doesn’t really change the above legislative strategy–IF the Republicans win the House and be legislatively aggressive, as noted above.

Either way, the Republicans can then run their Presidential and Congressional races in 2012 on “hey, we’re trying to fix things but the DEMOCRATS (or Obama, or both) SAID NO–Who’s the real ‘Party of No?'”

I’m not holding my breath that the establishment Republicans in Washington are actually smart enough to do this. I suspect the new-wave Tea Party Republicans are, but they’ve got two uphill climbs ahead of them–first, the Republican Party, then the Democrats in Congress and the President.

I’m pretty sure Christine O’Donnell is not my favorite candidate–I’d prefer somebody with a (much) less–er–colorful backstory. But if you’re a Democrat–let me just tell you: before you come complaining to me about O’Donnell, first go do something significant about Charlie Rangel and Chris Dodd and the other corrupt Democrats already in Congress (like voting them out of office, or throwing them out of Congress)–pull the plank out of your own eye first, OK?

Woman Drags Naked Neighbor By Beard To Door

KMBC-TV[*1] story. No, it’s not Raytown, but Kansas City, Missouri.

(Raytown being a much-maligned suburb of KCMO, although any suburb in my home metropolitan area is pretty much by definition of higher status than the metro’s central city–as you might infer from this story. Actually, I rather like Raytown. Most parts, anyway.)

Michael Moore won’t like this . . .

Fidel Castro says Cuban model no longer works[*1]

Wherein Fidel states that Cuba’s economic model “doesn’t even work for us anymore.”

So why, then, are Michael Moore, George Soros, and the Democratic Party trying as hard as they can to move the United States toward the Cuban, communist way of doing things?

Why?

Two wrongs don’t make a right

In other words, the ends DON’T justify the means.

Burning the Koran (or the Qur’an, or however you prefer to spell it) is really a stupid thing to do. It’s stupid on a vast number of levels.

You can tell a lot about someone by their reaction to the New York mosque issue and the Florida Koran burning issue:

If a person opposes both acts as being pretty darn insensitive things to do, but thinks that both parties have the right–at least in this country–to go forward and do it anyway, then they’re probably a fair-minded person who generally supports freedom, understanding that freedom is a coin that has two sides–your freedom to do what you want to do within limits carries with it an obligation to tolerate a certain level of offensive behavior from others as a price for your own freedom.

If a person opposes the mosque, but do not oppose the burning of the Koran, then they’re quite likely a religious bigot, or someone on the right who sees an opportunity to score craven political points.

If a person does not oppose the mosque, but opposes the burning of the Koran, then they’re quite likely a religious bigot, or a leftist who sees an opportunity to score craven political points.

If a person thinks that both building the mosque at “Ground Zero” and burning the Koran are both just fine and dandy, then they are a very sick puppy indeed, and should probably seek psychological help for their antisocial disorder and nascent psychopathic tendencies.

The Democrat theft of the November elections begins?

In Houston, Texas.[*1]

No. I would not put it past Chicago machine politician Obama and his corrupt, tribalist Attorney General Holder.

Elections aren’t stolen on election day. They’re stolen much earlier–generally through the kind of fraudulent voter registration and fraudulent absentee/early voting that ACORN excelled at. But the 2010 elections may be for The Whole Shebang, so I expect the Democrats to pull out every nasty trick and ugly smear on Republicans that their nasty little minds can think up.

Obama is leading the charge with his ridiculous “Dog” comments this past weekend.

He will get even more shrill as November approaches.